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Mita

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  1. You were a cutie:)
  2. Mita replied to Penni60's topic in The Lounge
    A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question. The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29". "I am actually 47." Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age." As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47." Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?" The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."
  3. I had bruising a couple days after my surgery went away within a couple of weeks..
  4. I have thought about this post for days now and pondered Humm. And here is where I am at with food it still has it's hold on me no matter what it is or where it's at I can eat it. But will I eat it is the question? I am doing better at making good food choices but when I fail and yes eating that snickers bar or filling the bowl to the brim with Ice Cream I know that I can always make a better choice tommorrow. I do not have to kick my self or be down in the dumps because I again failed at another diet. I have come to love my band and take care of it no matter the cost. I have gotten a new lease on life and when I sit and think what I was doing last year at this time I really cannot remember. But I see my kids and how happy they are that Mom is not sitting and watching TV and snacking but actually asking them Hey lets go bike riding, Lets go fishing. I am still the same person who loves to crack a joke about myself in the middle of a serious conversation to lighten the load. I love all my coworkers and love to make them laugh and at the same time I love the new friends I have found here on LBT that makes my day go faster in my job it's a place I can sneek away to take a break. So I am the same ole me just me with a band. And as for you Missy Lisa I love to see your post ( You enlighten us all) :cheeky Now that there is more daylight don't know if Vegas changes times but go for long walks like the other suggestions eveing workshops. I would love to try something new.. Paula - Spanish thats cool I need to learn proper Spanish I make up my own words funny cause my husband understands what I'm saying.
  5. Seems if they are going to give you more time to submit new photo's and letters that they could be swayed in your direction.. Keeping my fingers crossed for you:)
  6. I love the blouse and you look awesome in it..
  7. Grammi is right Flower do not let your friends discourage you. Although WW is a diet program I did try it at one point I lost 20 + Lbs but gained double back. Of course 1-2lbs seems little to some people but it is a loss that your body gets use too. There are pros and cons yes but if a diet program actually worked for us long term I myself would not have gotten the band.. Keep your chin up only you know what is good for Flower:)
  8. Mita replied to Tall guy's topic in The Lounge
    Cool Site, Wish I was alot Closer but cannot make it maybe some other time. Thanks
  9. Wow Megan that is tough... I hope with each passing day that you heal emotionally and Physically. To be friends with a man that you were intimate is really tough I went thru that in my younger years and though I thought that one day when he finally made the final move to end his marriage I would be there. Hindsight I wasted my time my energy on being his friend and hoping. Time for you to move on to better times ahead.. You will find more frogs but then lo and behold your Prince is waiting for You. I met up with this man a couple weeks back well guess what I could see him drooling and you know it felt damm good to just walk past him like I did not even know he was there. Missin what he could have had:)
  10. Mita replied to Iluvharleys's topic in The Lounge
    Oh I am so jealous it all looks too beautiful. The pool looks so inviting
  11. Hi Flower, My goal is 160.00 I started at 241.00 had my surgery July of 2004. I am a good 6 to 7 lbs away from goal but that is ok for me it is in site. I love the new me no more huffing and puffing just to walk out to my car (driveway) I can know walk long distances and still keep going. I am off my Asthma meds but do keep them around just in case. My Clothes are now under sized 16 (cannot remember when I wore that size) Physically My knees are lot better but the excess weight did push my knee caps outward but thank God my body is ok with it. My breast are alot smaller my back does not hurt with the size they use to be. I could go on and on there are so many postive results but the best one is I can now play with my 2 boys and keep up with thier pace where before I would have to sit out and just watch.. I love life now and live it to the fullest everday.
  12. Mita replied to DeLarla's topic in The Lounge
    I like that Paula sure revenge:)
  13. Estala Have you checked on Ebay?? Sorry I do not have one - will keep my eyes open at the garage sales
  14. Mita replied to Penni60's topic in The Lounge
    I was thinking about you this weekend Penni. My sister called and asked if I would Sponsor her for the Relay for life Cancer Walk I told her sure sis I will sponsor you then she says why don't you walk with us. Humm me that could never walk far with out gasping for breath or having to take a break. Thinking of you I said yes cannot wait to do it not even sure how much I can walk but I'm gonna try.. Thanks Penni for being such an inspiration:)
  15. I have not lossed for several weeks now but just floating around 167.00 to 165.00 But I am ok with that. Cannot wait till the weather warms up here in Colo to go out walking again.
  16. I had just a spot under my eye socket that I noticed that was dark or and just thought it was (Panio) I think that is age spots in english.. It's those spots some women get when they are pregnant.. Seems while on the medication it slowly got darker then Like Harry Potters mark on his forehead slowly started going down ward. Not kidding - Anyway I love to sit out in the sun and I guess with certain medications you are to stay out of the sun. Go figure I did not know
  17. I cannot do KFC chicken I PB everytime. Now if I broil it at home or eat chicken soup I can eat it. Most others meats I can eat just fine.
  18. I am so sorry how sad.. My thoughts and Prayers for all the families and friends..
  19. Hi Paula, Seems to be ok for now not getting darker not lighting up that much either. Have not tried the wet diaper as of yet but am off the medications for the H Pylori so hopefully it is what caused it.. Still using the cream I bought last week and just applying it day & night It is working for my uneven skin tone I seem to be blotchy in someplaces. Thanks for asking -- any ideas??
  20. Welcome Back Kathy CONGRATS:)
  21. That is Truly a blessing I am so glad for you and your Son. Thanks be to God.
  22. Best Wishes Kathy for a speedy Recovery..
  23. Wow that is too cool. Last year one of the trees was being cut down. All of a sudden everyone started running they had cut into the hive. Very funny to say the least. We had fresh honey for quite awhile my husband went and got it for us.
  24. Mita replied to Penni60's topic in The Lounge
    You are so awesome - You go girl

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