4-1/2 months of calorie counting. Let's look at the numbers

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On to this weeks observations. Let's start with wight loss vs. waist size. I have noticed that these two do not appear at the same time. During any given week, I may struggle to show a weight loss on the scale. This PO's me something fierce. Then I put on a pair of new pants and they are too big. I'm perplexed. I didn't lose any poundage yet my pants are looser. Hmmm. And the vice-versa is also true. I can't fit into a new pair of shorts I bought, but I'm losing weight this week. It just never happens on the same day. But I ain't bitchin! It will all work out in the end. The rear end.

I've also been playing with numbers in my head. I wanted to share a few with you.

0- The number / amount of any of my everyday Level 1 wardrobe that fits. I can only wear my old ties.

1- The number that will be in front of my weight in a couple of weeks for the first time since the 80's.

3- The number of new pants I have that kind of fit.

5- The number of days I have had vodka since April 9. Personal record.

6- The number of inches I have removed from my waistline. Note: I didn't even know I had a waist. Or a neck for that matter.

40.63 - The number of miles I walked last week. A few rounds of golf and a couple airports trips really adds up.

50- The number of pounds lost I will be at in a matter of days.

97,011 - The number of my steps in 40.63 miles.

20,159 - The number of calories I burned last week

(7,173) - The differential of calories in vs, calories out. According to my friend Dr. S, this should have resulted in about 2-1/2 lb weight loss. Guess what? It did.

That's just a quick look at the friendly numbers of my journey so far. I think it's pretty good for only 4-1/2 months of calorie counting. I'm pleased. I know I can't get overconfident. I've already noticed every pound comes off slower than before. I guess my body is adjusting to the new lower fuel intake. That probably means I have to ramp up the calorie burning process. And I hate the "W" word. W as is workout. I know it's part of the process and I'm determined to accelerate my activity level and defeat my inner lazybug. Maybe I'll start tomorrow. Or maybe not.

Weigh-in day next Monday and a fill from Dr. X! I will certainly be irritated if I don't hit the 50 level by then. You'll have to come back and see.

Bye now!

Johnny

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