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How To Become A Banded B*****

By ♕ajtexas♕

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First you have to be willing to jump in anytime

 

Then take the thread completely off topic and talk about pretty nails, dragons & princesses .

 

And finally you have to kiss the pink princess’s butt.

 

Once you have been accepted by the princess you must protect the princess from all evil (especially VD).

 

Are you up for the job?

 

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    Banjo257

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    Oh my, that might be a tall order if VD means the same in TX as it does in MA!! But banjo b**** doesnt take her initiation lightly. Condom care package to North Carolina. Oh goodness, what if the fedex guy is cute. Or worse the UPS man.....they are always cute around here. I will be a large care package!!!!

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