Anyone remember that song???

My mother in law is here for a total of 9 days. 4 days down, 5 to go. We have not told her about my WLS plans as she is very judgemental... Anyways she is so negative!! My 6 month old is bored playing on the floor with toys even though he is giggling and playing, he is hungry cause I haven't started him on solids yet, he is pooping every time he makes a weird face, the three songs on his jumperoo are driving her nuts... I could go on...

Today I made thanksgiving dinner (I am Canadian) My husbands 1st day off work was today so it just worked for us. She "helped" by peeling carrots. I told her 3 times that the garberator is broken and not to put anything down the drain. What does she do??? Stuff everything down the drain and plug it off solid. Now my husband has all the pipes torn apart and he is not a plumber... What a Facking mess!!! But really what do I know, I have only lived in this house for 4 years now... I need to wash bottles and make baby food (we are starting him on sweet potatoes tomorrow) but I can't - there is no running water!! Double Fack!!!

My husband does not see it cause she is his mother and can do no wrong... BLAH!! Why are in-laws so freaking crazy??

PS: 49 days till surgery!! WOOT!!!