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*?♫ Its not you, Its me! ♫?*

Dear Food,

 

I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter...but its not you, Its me. This is not easy for me at all, honestly. I really don't care for you anymore, thats just the way it is.. Don't let it get you all upset. This love and hate relationship has spun out of control and it has to come to an end, TODAY! :ohmy:

 

It is because of your history of deception that keeps me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.:smile:

 

I think you'll find someone to love and control again. Unfortunately, it won't be me. :tt2:

 

Until next time,

Maria :lol:

 

Today is the big day guys!!! I will be off to surgery at 10am. I will keep you all posted :tt1:

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Seanamw

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Very funny post!!! The best of luck to you!

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Yayyy! Congrats!!! You'll do great! :)

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Best of luck to you. You will do well..

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You will do great! YOU are in control now! :)

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Best wishes on your bandland journey. imaluckydog

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Good Luck...keep us all informed on how your feeling :))

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