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The Fight with my Husband

:funscale: "Baby, you know I really want to have this surgery."

 

:fish2: "Yeah, but $15,000? I could get a boat with that much money."

 

" :angry "

 

*******Three months later****************************

 

:cheer2: "Baby, you know I really want to have this surgery."

 

:fish2: "Yeah, but $15,000? I could get--"

 

:doh: "I know, a boat. But baby, I could get 20 extra years of life with that $15,000.... :hurt "

 

*******************OK, a few months later*************

 

:couch2: "Hey hon, I arranged reservations for a seminar for us to learn about the Lap-Band procedure."

 

:fish2: "Really? When is it?"

 

:couch2: "Saturday."

 

:fish2: "Oh, I was going to go fishing."

 

 

" "

:juggle:

 

:fish2: "I will go to the seminar, but I really worry about a surgery to make you lose weight."

 

:tired "Will you be going with me, or do I need to ask my mom to go?"

 

:ban: "Baby, I love you, and if this will make you happy, then of course I will go."

 

**************After the seminar, before the fishing trip*********

 

:yield: "WOW, that is really not what I expected. This procedure could really improve your life."

 

:sleep "It would improve OUR LIVES!"

 

:sleep "That's no lie! If the momma ain't happy, ain't noone happy."

 

" :clap2: "

 

**************After Christmas, before income tax refund********

 

:Yawn: "I think I am going to make an appointment for a surgical consult. By my calculation, we should get about $10,000 back on income tax. We could swing this this year."

 

:hat: "Well, let's look at it."

 

 

" "

:whoo:

 

************************Today, January 31, 2006***********

 

:dance: "Hey, are you still going to the appointment with the doctor? It is friday at 12:30."

 

:cool: "Yes, I am off work that day."

 

hmm, he really is doing this. my hubby is the best...THE BEST I SAY!!

 

hmm, wonder if i can break him off a little love tonite...

 

 

:nanahump::Banane56: :nanahump: :Banane56: :nanahump: :Banane56: :nanahump: :Banane56: :nanahump: :Banane56: :nanahump:

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LAP-BAND Patients

:funscale: "Baby, you know I really want to have this surgery."

:fish2: "Yeah, but $15,000? I could get a boat with that much money."

" :angry "

*******Three months later****************************

:cheer2: "Baby, you know I really want to have this surgery."

:fish2: "Yeah, but $15,000? I could get--"

:doh: "I know, a boat. But baby, I could get 20 extra years of life with that $15,000.... :hurt "

*******************OK, a few months later*************

:couch2: "Hey hon, I arranged reservations for a seminar for us to learn about the Lap-Band procedure."

:fish2: "Really? When is it?"

:couch2: "Saturday."

:fish2: "Oh, I was going to go fishing."

" "

:juggle:

:fish2: "I will go to the seminar, but I really worry about a surgery to make you lose weight."

:tired "Will you be going with me, or do I need to ask my mom to go?"

:ban: "Baby, I love you, and if this will make you happy, then of course I will go."

**************After the seminar, before the fishing trip*********

:yield: "WOW, that is really not what I expected. This procedure could really improve your life."

:sleep "It would improve OUR LIVES!"

:sleep "That's no lie! If the momma ain't happy, ain't noone happy."

" :clap2: "

**************After Christmas, before income tax refund********

:Yawn: "I think I am going to make an appointment for a surgical consult. By my calculation, we should get about $10,000 back on income tax. We could swing this this year."

:hat: "Well, let's look at it."

" "

:whoo:

************************Today, January 31, 2006***********

:dance: "Hey, are you still going to the appointment with the doctor? It is friday at 12:30."

:cool: "Yes, I am off work that day."

hmm, he really is doing this. my hubby is the best...THE BEST I SAY!!

hmm, wonder if i can break him off a little love tonite...

:mad::D:D :D :D :D :D :Banane56: :D :Banane56: :D

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