The Consult with Dr. Spivak
By mini_me
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:clap2: yyyiiiiiiiiiiipppppieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee, I am scheduled for March 13, that is a Monday. I am sure it will be a beautiful, sunny day.
And here is what I will do from now until the pre-op diet starts...
eat each large meal like it is the last
do the happy dance
jump like a maniac
recite the pledge of allegiance
kiss my husband, who is providing the funds
get on lapbandtalk.com and tell all of my new friends.
talk about it to my husband until he reaches the brink of insanity.
say a prayer to thank God 
order some pizza, thick crust
BEFORE PICS.....FUN!!!!!!!!!!
NOW, SMILE BIG...
AND A SIDEVIEW....
AND LETS SEE THAT HONKY TONK BOODONKADUNK! OH, YEAH, Sister! That's some junk if I ever saw...
call my friends and tell them
talk to myself in the mirror
practice drinking so much water that i puke
Dr. Spivak, i am not worthy!!
I have the best doctor
WoooooOOOooooo HoooOOOOooOOOOoooooo!
go to the movies and eat popcorn, one last time
ponder taking up fencing
daydream about a thin me
smile for no apparent reason
still smiling
This is what it is like when the world loves me!
daydream some more
make note of the water displacement level in the bathtub, after i
get in
i bet laundry is even fun when your thin
maybe i will take up llama-backriding
wwwoooOOOooooOOOhooOOOoooOOOOoooo
get my old size 5 cheerleading uniform out and imagine wearing
it, on my waist, not my thigh.
HAVE A PARTY!!!!!!!
HUG,LOVE,SQUEEZE & KISS DH FOR PAYING $15K
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