Ode to the BAND
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I will be banded Thursday the 13th but thought I would write a peom about the Lap-Band. Please feel free to add to it if you wish.
Ode to the BAND that sits in my gut
Because of it's restriction, my portions have been cut
I can no longer eat like a compulsive nut
My weight loss is no longer stuck in a rut
Ode to the BAND that keeps me in line
I can no longer scarf my food when I dine
I am feeling better and looking so fine
Success is now possible and will be mine
Ode to the BAND that gave me the chance
To fit my rump into size 10 pants
To no longer use words like won't and can't
To run, go hiking, to jog, and to dance
Ode to the BAND that's helping me mend
I love myself now, I no longer have to pretend
Ode to the BAND that is my new best friend
It has given me hope, a true Godsend