I have a funny story that happened to me that I wanted to share because I can't tell anyone I know about this! So I ran 2.5 miles and was all sweaty. Afterwards I had to go to the bathroom so I proceed to do my thing, sat down and slipped off the dang seat because I was so sweaty. All I could do was laugh at myself because I never saw that coming. My coworker (was at fitness center at my office) asked if I was okay and all I could do was laugh and choke out that I was fine, just embarrassed. I waited for her to leave the locker room before I made my exit from the stall. ?

OMG

2 hours ago, SleeveinIL said:

I have a funny story that happened to me that I wanted to share because I can't tell anyone I know about this! So I ran 2.5 miles and was all sweaty. Afterwards I had to go to the bathroom so I proceed to do my thing, sat down and slipped off the dang seat because I was so sweaty. All I could do was laugh at myself because I never saw that coming. My coworker (was at fitness center at my office) asked if I was okay and all I could do was laugh and choke out that I was fine, just embarrassed. I waited for her to leave the locker room before I made my exit from the stall. ?

that's EPIC!

Anybody remember me telling this? Goody I can tell it to a fresh audience!
Question How do you know it's time to seek out WLS?
Answer The male in your house leaves the seat up. You go in to use the facility, sit down and DO NOT fall in. Anytime your rump is wider than the porcelain throne, you do have a PROBLEM!???

24 minutes ago, Frustr8 said:

Anybody remember me telling this? Goody I can tell it to a fresh audience!
Question How do you know it's time to seek out WLS?
Answer The male in your house leaves the seat up. You go in to use the facility, sit down and DO NOT fall in. Anytime your rump is wider than the porcelain throne, you do have a PROBLEM!???

? SOOOO true!

I'm laughing so hard. Literally laughing out loud and not just saying it. I would be proud to tell that story. I was so embarrassed when I ran and my stomach slaps my lap. Then I told this lady at my sons football practice about it and I was proud that I've lost enough that it will even slap instead of bouncing. Even my butt is jiggly.

we may start calling you Jello Johnson, if you're that wiggly.?

I need these good laughs. Jello Jiggler Johnson

Well Darlin' you are among friends here and we understand. Of all the places to lose weight, my forearms are, they are starting to look like little old lady arms. Mentioned to my PCP, got no sympathy there, "Wel"l he says "You are this right age group". If he doesn't watch out, he never make it to 50 so he can get his first copy of the AARP magazine. You know they send you a complimentary magazine for THAT birthday. He keeps making wisecracks about my age, I am going cloud up and rain on him yet. Beside I think of me as Late Middle Age, not geriatric, not over the hill, he's getting pudgy and his hair is graying fast. Checked with my hairdresser, still no gray or white hair, not even the roots. So take that Dr Physician!?

Embarrassing story (happened right before I decided on WLS). My husband and I went for dinner and decided to eat on the back deck because a musician was going to be out there playing music. They had these old crappy plastic chairs and when I sat in mine it literally disintegrated under me and I ended up flat on my back. I almost DIED of embarrassment!! I took it as a wake up call and had surgery 2 weeks ago today. If ever I want to cheat (in the future) I hope I remember how totally mortified I was that night!! ?

Thanks Thank you!

Funny