Hey girl- what part of "You are required to do these forever" don't you understand? Don't you get that checking your latest update is an intrinsic part of my day?

That was what I have been mainly thinking until it turned to

Uh oh-are you ok? Are you passed out on the floor with a wine glass full of vicodin in your hand?

Now I have to look and see when you last posted...

Oh dear oh dear oh dear...

oh wait...could it be, no it could not possibly be that you , say, have a life?

That was really rude.

OH my goodness that is not what I intended- I was joking! I adore Crosswinds daily updates and was merely expressing how sad I was not to find one- and it turns out I was right to worry about her. The vicodin in the wineglass, if you have been reading her updates you would understand what I was referring to!

I am sorry if I seemed offensive, I am mortified to have been interpreted in this way. I even mentioned my own presumptiveness in feeling she should put aside her own life to post for us.

No rudeness intended, truly. I have nothing but love for you all.

I have been following Crosswinds posts and I knew you were having some fun. I did not see your post as being rude but actually funny. Just wanted to re-assure you that I did not miss understand what you were getting at.

Oh, I totally thought you were funny...and spot on! I just found her daily updates a couple of days ago and went back through all the previous posts. She's incredible! She's an instant classic! She's NOT allowed to just leave us hanging while she gets an ear inception OR a life.

JK, crosswinds! Glad you're here and hope you're better SOON!!!

Hey girl- what part of "You are required to do these forever" don't you understand? Don't you get that checking your latest update is an intrinsic part of my day?

That was what I have been mainly thinking until it turned to

Uh oh-are you ok? Are you passed out on the floor with a wine glass full of vicodin in your hand?

Now I have to look and see when you last posted...

Oh dear oh dear oh dear...

oh wait...could it be, no it could not possibly be that you , say, have a life?

. Okay I completely missed this post. THANK YOU Meggie for the compliment. It was nice to be missed. . Not offended, glad somebody cares I'm alive.

Amber -- Meggie is an absolutely darling human and you should go to her vlog and see what an angel she is. She would never ever post with anything but the kindest of intentions.

But actually the reason I didnt post yesterday was because I was sick as hell. My head felt like an old salami.

. Back now and LOVE you Megs.

I have no clue who anyone is and I thought it was supper funny!

OH my goodness that is not what I intended- I was joking! I adore Crosswinds daily updates and was merely expressing how sad I was not to find one- and it turns out I was right to worry about her. The vicodin in the wineglass, if you have been reading her updates you would understand what I was referring to!

I am sorry if I seemed offensive, I am mortified to have been interpreted in this way. I even mentioned my own presumptiveness in feeling she should put aside her own life to post for us.

No rudeness intended, truly. I have nothing but love for you all.

thats so funny- I was just thinking- where is she? She should have posted by now!!

Ear inception? That's just disturbing. Infection. Sigh.

Sorry! I read it a few times but kept seeing it as you saying she has no life. I was like "Dang, that's harsh."

Sorry! I read it a few times but kept seeing it as you saying she has no life. I was like "Dang, that's harsh."

. Oh listen, chiquita, it's all jake. We'reall just a bunch of carb deprived maniacs without stomachs.

Yike. That sounds a bit ghoulish don't it?

As far as having a life, Meggie was most excellently wrong on that count. First couple weeks afer surgery as far as I can tell what you do is sit around thinking about what you can't eat. can't do and should not buy just because you're bored and cranky and also newly broke.

Thanks for sticking up for fair play and justice everywhere though. You may just be our ten thousandth maniac