So my son is three, and he has been in the "holding on his penis stage" He whips it out all the time. Just to hold it.. It drives me crazy!!! I keep telling him " There is no we we moster, you can put it down, it will still be there when you go back for it" So just no outside he had it out again, and I said "SON , PUT YOUR PENIS DOWN" and he looks at him in this confused way(you know eyebrowns crooked) and says "MOM, its not my penis, its my wewe" lol I was taken back and just walked away.. We don't have a name for it persay, but I think I have eer called it a penis in front of him..

So to my question... Moms what did you call your sons penis?

My friend calls her sons his wenis.

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and it just goes to show, we may all be going crazy, but we are all going there together.

I swear my kids are driving... Now my son has a PENIS. He went to his paw paw yesterday to spend the night and I got a phone call this morning. My dad asked me what I have done to my son? I was like hu? what do you mean? He said that this morning he got up to go to the bathroom and Kaleb(my son) walked in while he was doing his thing. My son ran up to him and said PAW PAW thats your penis not your wee wee. Then he ran out of the bathroom and told everyone in the house, (nana, and two dd ) that pawpaw has a penis LIKE ME!! and he said it with pride!!! lol

My dad was laughing so hard that he had to call me. I told him we had just gave it a new name and now he's just trying it out for size i guess.. He did tell me that my brother also had an obsession with his for about a year then, although he was surly still obsessed with it, he got to the age where he did that in private.. THANK GOD

Thanks for all the stories, its so nice to know my son is not a FREAK.. lol

My mother used to call my vagina "possible" because when she would dry me after my bath, she would say " lets dry down as far as possible, dry up as far as possible, now lets dry possible!"

Our word for vagina is Poodly-Duke... (don't ask, cuz I don't know)

I don't have brothers and I think we referred to my cousin's penis as wee-wee....

My sister was having the same issue with the second of her 3 boys....when he was about 4. He just would not stop playing with his penis (and yup, he called it "penis"). So one day, she sat him down and explained to him that it was okay if he wanted to play with his penis but that he had to do it only in his bedroom and only when he was alone (thank god I have no kids!!!). He seemed to accept this new "rule". So, one day, I'm over visiting and we were playing and then he stops (I think we were colouring or something) and says, "I have to go to my room now". I said, "ummmm okayyyyy" (not understanding). And he smiles all proud and says, "yup, it's time to go play with my penis so I'm gonna go to my room where I'm all by myself and do that now". Of course, I was stunned and didn't know whether to applaud (he seemed so proud) or whether to burst out laughing. Of course as soon as he left, I got the lowdown from my sister.......yeeeeesh! He's 15 now and I can't wait to remind him of this!! hehehehe....ahhhh the evil Aunt!

OMG this thread made me laugh so hard. Some of these stories are so familiar. It's amazing how when you think you're going through it all by yourself....there are hundreds of other moms dealing with the same thing.

Penis has turned into "peanut" with my 3yo son.

That's what my daughter called it when she was 2-3YO. She was being babysat at my friends house who had 2 sons at the time, and everyone was potty training. Her oldest, who was just a few months older than my daughter went bottomless during his training. She tried to say penis but said peanuts. LOL!

My daughter calls her private sector her wootie. I don't know where it came from but it's stuck. She is now 11YO and she still calls it her wootie. LOL! My same friend who used to babysit her has a 3YO daughter and she also calls it her wootie. :success1:

My son's was Goober. We were at Sunday School one time and I guess the thing wasn't sitting just right or something and he was kind of grabbing and his SS teacher said what's wrong Joe-Don and he said Something's not right with Goober and she said, well, when did you all get a puppy" It was priceless.

Sherri

These just cracked me up...my oldest couldn't say vagina so she called it "My China" which seemed fitting to her daddy!! Now they just refer to it as my privates.

When our oldest was 3 we had "the moment" when dad's and daughter's have an "awareness" moment and total modesty begins.

My husband was in the shower and our daughter opened the curtain and was talking to him and then focused in on his penis. She ran to me (I was in the kitchen) screaming and crying, "I need tape...I need tape!!!" I asked her why and she replied, "Daddy's hoo-hoo is broken and it's just hanging there!" I held back the laughter and asked why she wanted tape and with motions she said "I will pick it up for him and tape it to his bum!" So, needless to say my horrified hubby has never left the shower unrobed since that day and I laugh everytime I tell the story 7 years later!!!

Kids say the darndest things that is probably half the reason they bring us so much joy!!!

well my dad could not stand to say (vagina) so he would call mine a mini who ha ha or my secret garden that no one could see. and a penis was a wife beater.

Oh lord this rings so true for me.. my son will be 3 in august, he is potty trained (thank goodness) but his latest thing is that his "pee pee" is big... it is so hard not to laugh, when he wakes up in the morning and he pushes on it and tells me to "Look momma my pee pee is bigger!" I have to constantly tell him to leave it alone, the other day, while strapping him into his car seat, he started hitting it, and I said "WHAT are you DOING?" he just said ... "I'm bouncing my pee pee" I said well stop! He said Why mom, its fun!!!!!!!!!! OH LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!