2 weeks and I'm still farting like crazy!!! Does it ever stop!!! They don't smell but boy are they LOUD!!!!

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Normal. I'm 12 weeks out and haven't stopped!

Hi Roxie. It does stop. But god only knows when. Lol. The gas sticks around a bit. And for some longer than others. Until it stops, be gratefully for no smell. Lol. And if it happens here, feel free to blame me. Lol

Normal. I'm 12 weeks out and haven't stopped!

Lol it suxs I kept laughing yesterday because I was farting all over mall!!! Lol

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Hi Roxie. It does stop. But god only knows when. Lol. The gas sticks around a bit. And for some longer than others. Until it stops' date=' be gratefully for no smell. Lol. And if it happens here, feel free to blame me. Lol

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Too Funny!!!

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2 weeks and I'm still farting like crazy!!! Does it ever stop!!! They don't smell but boy are they LOUD!!!!

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I fart and burp all the time. I was banded in July I don't know how long they continue for

I fart and burp all the time. I was banded in July I don't know how long they continue for

That suxs lol!!! How am I suppose to find a date lol

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2 years out and still more gassy than before. High protein diets do cause more gassiness. Is that a word?

2 years out and still more gassy than before. High Protein diets do cause more gassiness. Is that a word?

Lmao!!! I hate it!!! Why can't I have burps instead , I went to mall walking and kept farting the whole time!!! I wonder how many people herd them!!!

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Roxie, Dont worry. First thing- Dont worry about finding date, just flash that smile and they'll be lining up. However, for first date do something romantic yet self serving. Go for a nice walk around a lake. This way you get to talk and know each other. And if the everlasting gas-stopers continue just do as I do- point at the ducks and say " they must be hungry" . We guys are simple minded. It'll fool us every time. LOL!

It does get better. I swear. If I had a nickel for everytime one snuck out and I'd go into loud coughing fits to try and cover the sound. LOL.

Roxie' date=' Dont worry. First thing- Dont worry about finding date, just flash that smile and they'll be lining up. However, for first date do something romantic yet self serving. Go for a nice walk around a lake. This way you get to talk and know each other. And if the everlasting gas-stopers continue just do as I do- point at the ducks and say " they must be hungry" . We guys are simple minded. It'll fool us every time. LOL!

It does get better. I swear. If I had a nickel for everytime one snuck out and I'd go into loud coughing fits to try and cover the sound. LOL.[/quote']

Lol thanks for complement , good idea lmao!!! I got to put this on my face book lol to funny ???

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Lol. Glad I could make ya laugh. Lol

I'll be 5 weeks post-op on Wednesday and I recently started farting more often. It's terrible!! lol Luckily I work in a school so if I fart there, I just blame it on the kids! haha

Still there after 16 months!

My god I wanna, and I always thought they must just be sneaking out of me??!!? It was my teacher!!!! A-Haaaaaaaa!!!

I'll be 5 weeks post-op on Wednesday and I recently started farting more often. It's terrible!! lol Luckily I work in a school so if I fart there' date=' I just blame it on the kids! haha [/quote']

Lol to funny!!!

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