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GreatDame

Gastric Sleeve Patients
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Everything posted by GreatDame

  1. Oh girl please..I live in KY too. I think its great that they make shoes for us now and we are allowed to hold down a high paying job that doesnt include laying flat on your back.
  2. I smell somthing...and its BS. Happy I think you stepped in somthing on your way in.....just sayin.
  3. Run...run...snert Alert...
  4. In Kentucky men are revered for having all their teeth and the ability to scream GIT R DONE at any moment.
  5. Bitter much?
  6. I think the mods forgot someone.
  7. In light of all the account suspensions..I would like to say... I love you all and I hope we can all be one big posse.
  8. Wow, can you believe that shit?
  9. Paull...just because your a hot guy...doesnt make you the queen of this castle..mister.
  10. Telly...did you just verbally assault me? Im sure I can twist what you just said and start a week long fued over it...dont make me. Just because I am jealous of your supreme faux hawk doesnt mean I wont hesitate to show everyone just how incredibly cool you really are.
  11. I always knew there was somthing about Vegaswildflower I didnt trust....he bad grammer must mean she has much bigger issues...and mental problems...and shes jealous of my massive shoe collection and stunning head of hair...BEWARE SHE WILL DO THE SAME TO YOU....YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
  12. NOW LOOK all you Haters....this is my thread and my posse...and I can cry if I want to...wait...no thats not it...all Im sure of is that Loving-it needs a big glass of Hater-aid. Shes so stealthy the way she...stealths around...following me...trying to act like my friend...when I really know shes not...Dont hate on my superb usage of smileys...I know your jealous...but you dont need to follow me and mock me in front of perfect strangers who know nothing about me and couldnt really care less...HOW DARE YOU do somthing that no one cares about.
  13. I would like to publicly state that Loving-it is stalking me. She is obviously posting in a public forum where I am posting. Her plans to deposse my posse will not be allowed.
  14. YEAH!!!!!! My own stalker....Ive waited days and days for this to happen!! You just wanna be in my posse? dont you?? well guess what..you cant! Why? I dunno...give me a second and Ill make somthing up.
  15. Just so we are all clear.....is EVERYONE stalking fitter?
  16. Who says we havent already??? But dont tell anyone...we are going to make our posse debut as soon as we have somthing totally worthless to bitch about.
  17. DOH! Busted before I could get you back for somthing you never did...I guess I will have to start making shit up.
  18. Go for it! Im not bitter and hateful and I wont even post nasty things about you a year from now when Im bored and need attention!!!
  19. lol, Yeah I love that thing... You can just copy and paste it...its the easiest way.
  20. yes...please
  21. I think I have you beat: 1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. 3. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 4. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. 5. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. 6. There are more chickens than people in the world. 7. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey. 8. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." 9. On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag. 10. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20. 11. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver,or purple. 12. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". 13. All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back on the $5 bill. 14. Almonds are a member of the peach family. 15. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. 16. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. 17. There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous":tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. 18. Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula" 19. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. 20. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. 21. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. 22. In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.. 23. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. 24. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life." 25. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. 26. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. 27. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. 28. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. 29. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world. 30. In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak. 31. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. 32. Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister. 33. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 34. There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball. 35. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand Just thought I would lighten the air for a minute.
  22. AMEN Susan. Ya know...if they didnt want the whole world to know their personal business..they wouldnt be posting it in a public forum.... GEESH. I say take this crap to PMs and let this place go back to what it was...a lap band forum.
  23. HELP!!! haha..just joking.....I walked 2 miles, cut the grass and did 45 min workout on the ball!
  24. I wasnt totally sure where to post this But, the Obesity Help National Convention is coming to Kentucky! I wasnt sure if anyone would be intrested in going but, my friend goes every year and says its amazing! There are many seminars and oppurtunites to get together, in person, with people who are going thru the same thing you are! There are several seminars on how to continue to work with the band. There is even a seminar just for men! Anyway..its In October 27-28 and the entrance fee is $85. It also includes lunch and a masqarade ball.. I dunno..it sounds like it has a lot of info ..and It should be a good time. If any one is intrested...Ive got some rooms open at my B&B!:clap2:
  25. Good Job Mom of Trips! I think what you said was honest and needed...thanks!

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