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kristielynn

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  1. A large icicle falls from above your head, cracking your skull. While unconscious, you bleed to death slowly. I'm glad i live in TEXAS. LOL
  2. 4-3: JenRN - 4-3: Picardy3 - 4-3: Mom2Blak - 4-4: Angelu - 4-4: brneyezz - 4-4: judyc - 4-4: Sugar1 - 311/289/268/150 - 43 total 4-5: Boo ffice<?xml:namespace prefix = v ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" /><v:shapetype class=inlineimg id=_x0000_t75 title="" alt="" border="0" src="http://www.lapbandtalk.com/images/smilies/silly.gif" o=""><IMG path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" filled="f" stroked="f"></v:shapetype>referrelative="t" o:spt="75" coordsize="21600,21600"> <v:stroke joinstyle="miter"></v:stroke><v:formulas><v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"></v:f></v:formulas><V>:path o:connecttype="rect" gradientshapeok="t" o:extrusionok="f"></V>:path>ffice:office" /><v:imagedata src="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5COwner%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsoh tml1%5C01%5Cclip_i%20%20%20%20mage001.gif" o:href="http://lapbandtalk.com/images/smilies/embarrassed.gif"></v:imagedata>ffice" /><O><v:shape id=_x0000_i1026 style="WIDTH: 12pt; HEIGHT: 12pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"> <v:imagedata src="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5COwner%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsoh tml1%5C01%5Cclip_i%20%20%20%20mage002.gif" o:href="http://lapbandtalk.com/images/smilies/silly.gif"></v:imagedata>></v:shape><v:shape> <v:imagedata src="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5COwner%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsoh tml1%5C01%5Cclip_i%20%20%20%20mage002.gif" o:href="http://lapbandtalk.com/images/smilies/silly.gif"></v:imagedata>> - </v:shape></O> 4-6: Klsame - 4-6: Disneynut - 4-10: little one - 4-10: Nissi69 - 4-11: tellymelly - 240/235/209/135 - 31 total 4-11: tlj - 4-11: Reyna - 4-11: Vickie1177 - ?/297/267/137 - 30 total 4-11: dsrjrr - 4-12: Infaith - 4-12: JenWillwin - <O><v:shape id=_x0000_i1028 style="WIDTH: 12pt; HEIGHT: 12pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"><v:imagedata src="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5COwner%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsoh tml1%5C01%5Cclip_i%20%20%20%20mage002.gif" o:href="http://lapbandtalk.com/images/smilies/silly.gif"></v:imagedata></v:shape><v:shape><v:imagedata src="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5COwner%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsoh tml1%5C01%5Cclip_i%20%20%20%20mage002.gif" o:href="http://lapbandtalk.com/images/smilies/silly.gif"></v:imagedata></v:shape></O> 4-13: Nursekathy2u - 358/356/338/175 - 20 total 4-13: NJgirl - 247/230/220/140 - 27 total<O><v:shape id=_x0000_i1030 style="WIDTH: 12pt; HEIGHT: 12pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"> <v:imagedata src="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5COwner%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsoh tml1%5C01%5Cclip_i%20%20%20%20mage002.gif" o:href="http://lapbandtalk.com/images/smilies/silly.gif"></v:imagedata></v:shape><v:shape><v:imagedata src="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5COwner%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsoh tml1%5C01%5Cclip_i%20%20%20%20mage002.gif" o:href="http://lapbandtalk.com/images/smilies/silly.gif"></v:imagedata> 4-14: Miper70 - 4 -17: Shackdog - 4 -17: Amourette - 4 -17: Jeepergurrl - 242/222/140 - 20 total<O><v:shape id=_x0000_i1032 style="WIDTH: 12pt; HEIGHT: 12pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"> <v:imagedata src="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5COwner%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsoh tml1%5C01%5Cclip_i%20%20%20%20mage002.gif" o:href="http://lapbandtalk.com/images/smilies/silly.gif"></v:imagedata></v:shape><v:shape><v:imagedata src="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5COwner%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsoh tml1%5C01%5Cclip_i%20%20%20%20mage002.gif" o:href="http://lapbandtalk.com/images/smilies/silly.gif"></v:imagedata> 4-18: Danaclark2 - 270/260.5/250/150 - 20 total</v:shape></O></v:shape></O> 4-18: LapBandit - 369/347 -22 4-19: Kathi - <O><v:shape id=_x0000_i1034 style="WIDTH: 12pt; HEIGHT: 12pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"><v:imagedata src="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5COwner%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsoh tml1%5C01%5Cclip_i%20%20%20%20mage002.gif" o:href="http://lapbandtalk.com/images/smilies/silly.gif"></v:imagedata></v:shape><v:shape><v:imagedata src="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5COwner%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsoh tml1%5C01%5Cclip_i%20%20%20%20mage002.gif" o:href="http://lapbandtalk.com/images/smilies/silly.gif"></v:imagedata> 4-20: Omamoon - 4-20: Indababy - 4-21: Yoda - 273/257/246/150 - 27 total 4-21: kristielynn - 310/302/281/150 - 29 total<O><v:shape id=_x0000_i1036 style="WIDTH: 12pt; HEIGHT: 12pt" alt="" type="#_x0000_t75"> <v:imagedata src="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5COwner%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsoh tml1%5C01%5Cclip_i%20%20%20%20mage002.gif" o:href="http://lapbandtalk.com/images/smilies/silly.gif"></v:imagedata></v:shape><v:shape><v:imagedata src="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5COwner%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsoh tml1%5C01%5Cclip_i%20%20%20%20mage002.gif" o:href="http://lapbandtalk.com/images/smilies/silly.gif"></v:imagedata> 4-22: Alisonb - 4-24: Eficka - 125starting/117preop/111.1/69kg goal - total 13,9kgs/30.5 pounds 4-24: Ceparano -255/270.5/255/170 -15.5 total 4-24: Kat - 4-24: hlj25950 - 15.5 total </v:shape></O></v:shape></O>4-25: momof2boys - 270/266/255/145 - 11 total 4-25: nofattipatti - 4-26: Bostongurl - 264/244/233/150 - 31 total 4-26:Tracylou - 4-26: K@t - 4-27: tinaj - 226/221/210/150 - 15 total 4-28: Jellibeanz - 4-28: Susan4794 - 281.2/267.8/265.6/145 - 15.6 total 4-28: msheavensent - 4-29: Scneaux -<O>></O>:nono:>
  3. Hey yall I just went to the dr today and my grand total is now 29#'s woooohhhhhhooooooo.. That means I'm down to 281. and I've lost 22 inches. I'm so excited and now I can have MUSHIES wooooohoooooo!!!!!!!!
  4. 310/302/284/150 26 lbs gone woooooooohooooooo
  5. ok does anyone else feel like there guts are gonna fall out? I guess i never realized how much i used those stomach muscles to get up and down. Apparently there is a six pack under there where my two cases are sitting right now. Wooooooo I can't wait to be able to sleep on my side either, I have but when I wake up it sure feels like everything has been hanging and is sore. My stomach is kinda rumblin this morning like it is hungry. But I dont really feel hungry. I guess I'm just being a big wennie, I'm ready for those muscles to start feeling better.Sorry for the ramblin. Hope everyone is doin well.
  6. Hey, I am home. Had my surgery today. Still feel a little crappy, gas I guess.
  7. Well ya'll my surgery is Friday and I'm getting nervous. I think if I see another Slim fast I'm gonna SCREAM. Although I hope my liver is SHRINKING. I have all those scary thoughts of not waking up after surgery and what if the surgery doesn't work. And if it does work what will I look like. And will I like the new ME. Anyways sorry for venting and rambling on. Good luck to the people having surgery today. You will be in my prayers.
  8. My date is April 21. I'm from Texas and I'm 33. I'm really excited but I'm getting kinda nervous.:eek: I'm on my 5th day of the pre-op diet and I think my stomach is eating my backbone right now as I type.

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