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highfunctioningfatman

Gastric Sleeve Patients
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Everything posted by highfunctioningfatman

  1. Well, at least for once I was at the peak of fashion!
  2. LOL - at least I would fit on the table. Had lapband surgery 10/12/16 Oh deer! Perhaps your husband deserves a high five?
  3. I'm glad to sat that my man boobs are deflating. My ass cheeks are going too. I have no interest in a boobies job though!I seem to be developing the dreaded "plumbers crack". I have never had that problem before in my life. Is this a complication due to surgery? I do not have any man boobage problems to report yet. This is very similar to the 36 longs that were mentioned earlier. Your cheeks have fallen creating more defined butt cleavage. As much as I'm sure that you can agree, we NEED to get the girls talking about boobies again!
  4. Obviously I'm seeing you clothed but from this man's perspective you have nothing to worry about. You have a nice body
  5. I'm glad to sat that my man boobs are deflating. My ass cheeks are going too. I have no interest in a boobies job though!
  6. I fully "support" the discussion of breasts!
  7. ImageUploadedByBariatricPal1481299701.036811.jpgSent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal AppThanks all!!! Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App Dang, you're cute!
  8. You are rocking it! Congratulations!
  9. It is tough until you can get on solid food and truly taste it. For me the best thing that I did was to go to Safeway and ladle out the broth from their chunky chicken noodle soup and put it in a travel coffee mug. I just looked like your average everyday coffee freak. It was savory and seemed like substance.
  10. Perky boobies are great and if you so desire they can either be lifted or inflated if need be.
  11. So true with those dang carbs, they are evil and they are everywhere! I won't go into a convenience store because there is nothing in there for me. Good luck with staying on the horse and riding it all of the way!
  12. You really can do this! The sad thing is that so many people derail right where you are at. Your attitude is right. Keep it up!
  13. Yes, you have my attention!
  14. Be careful of being a deer! There is a thread going on involving roadkill, squirrel, deer, elk, raccoon and bear. They all ended up on the dinner table.
  15. I'm a guy. I don't have hormones. Oh yes you do! They are a bit different than those of the opposite sex though.
  16. Here I was thinking that this post was going to be about hormone dumping and you were going to be "up all night". Boy was I mistaken!
  17. I weigh daily because it keeps me accountable. I also try on a couple of shirts every week when I do my measurements. My Buddha belly is my issue, and XL fits standing up but not sitting down.
  18. Rabbit is really good! I don't eat it anymore because it makes me jumpy.
  19. If it was a 92-99 suburban I have parts!
  20. You should try elk, delicious meat!

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