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highfunctioningfatman

Gastric Sleeve Patients
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Everything posted by highfunctioningfatman

  1. If it wasn't for your glasses I wouldn't have recognized you! In all seriousness, you look great!
  2. You stay on your side of the country and I will keep my wife blindfolded, ears plugged and tied up on this side of the country!
  3. I have a very deep voice. Think James Earl Jones or Barry White deep. Even when I was (really) fat, women would constantly gush over me and my voice - even if Mrs. LittleBill was present! She is used to it by now, but some of them get pretty demonstrative, and they are always asking me to "say something". The standard thing I say is "Oh baby, oh baby" whenever something like this comes up. I am not sure I am going to tell her you think I look good though, even though I I know it is in the most manly way possible. You know, just in case. At any rate, thank you. I appreciate it. If you can talk like Sam Elliott then you need to keep your dang mouth shut around my sweetie! All I have to say is "Beef, it's what's for dinner" and she is hot and bothered.
  4. While I can't refer to you as hot, you've come a long way. In the most manly way that I can say this, you look good man!
  5. I couldn't have said it better! I showed this picture to my wife and she swore that he was two different people at first.
  6. Heck I'm only a month out and although I expected the cold I didn't expect it so soon. My butt, my butt... I need a much better office chair now. Also the pain in my back from posture changing, ouch!

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