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Sharon1964

Gastric Sleeve Patients
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from angyplus5 in I'm calling BS   
    I had sex a week after a C-section. My husband wasn't too keen on the idea, but I told him to lay on his back, put his knees together, tip his hips, and shut the hell up.
    He did as told.
    I unintentionally sprayed him with milk.
    I did not take pictures.
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from CrankyMagpie in What is your most embarrassing NSV?   
    Why, why, WHYYYYYY does no one listen to me when I say a thread is nothing without pictures????
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from CrankyMagpie in What is your most embarrassing NSV?   
    Why, why, WHYYYYYY does no one listen to me when I say a thread is nothing without pictures????
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from CrankyMagpie in What is your most embarrassing NSV?   
    Why, why, WHYYYYYY does no one listen to me when I say a thread is nothing without pictures????
  5. Haha
    Sharon1964 got a reaction from CrankyMagpie in What is your most embarrassing NSV?   
    Why, why, WHYYYYYY does no one listen to me when I say a thread is nothing without pictures????
  6. Haha
    Sharon1964 got a reaction from CrankyMagpie in What is your most embarrassing NSV?   
    Why, why, WHYYYYYY does no one listen to me when I say a thread is nothing without pictures????
  7. Haha
    Sharon1964 got a reaction from CrankyMagpie in What is your most embarrassing NSV?   
    Why, why, WHYYYYYY does no one listen to me when I say a thread is nothing without pictures????
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from Fishbonz in OK... so be honest with me...   
    This is foreplay, isn't it?
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from 1poundatatime in OK Ladies, kinda embarrasing question for you all   
    There isn't even any hair on the urethral opening, which is where the catheter goes. This requirement boggles the mind.
    Heck, most obstetricians don't require shaving for childbirth, which actually involves that general area! And if any of my obstetricians HAD required it, I would have dropped them like a hot potato!
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from Biddy zz 🏳️🌈 in A Motorcyclist NSV   
    Well you thought WRONG, mister! Didn't you know that riding a bike is akin to foreplay for some women????
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from Fishbonz in OK... so be honest with me...   
    This is foreplay, isn't it?
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from 1poundatatime in OK Ladies, kinda embarrasing question for you all   
    There isn't even any hair on the urethral opening, which is where the catheter goes. This requirement boggles the mind.
    Heck, most obstetricians don't require shaving for childbirth, which actually involves that general area! And if any of my obstetricians HAD required it, I would have dropped them like a hot potato!
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from angyplus5 in I'm calling BS   
    I had sex a week after a C-section. My husband wasn't too keen on the idea, but I told him to lay on his back, put his knees together, tip his hips, and shut the hell up.
    He did as told.
    I unintentionally sprayed him with milk.
    I did not take pictures.
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from TheNewMrsR in He offered to hang me upside down... (perhaps some TMI)   
    Feel free to "friend" me. My life is a freakin' riot sometimes!
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from TheNewMrsR in He offered to hang me upside down... (perhaps some TMI)   
    Yesterday I leave work a little early and head to Macy's for some retail therapy. I try on a blue suede skirt, size 20, on clearance. Fits awesome! I went from a size 32 being too small to a size 20 in 9 months (two more days will be 9 months). I found a blue blouse to go with it and wore them both today with the white, black and blue duster jacket I have on in my profile pic.
    Anyone, back to the story about Macy's. They had this awesome black skirt with an overlay in black that looked almost like rubber, in a lacy pattern, and clearance price of $19, down from $99. Zipped up AND down the back. They only had it in a size 18, so I tried it on. It was so tight around the knees, that I had to unzip it a little from the bottom (one reason the zipper went both directions). It fit pretty good, a few more pounds down and I can wear it. So I decide to see what happens when I bend over - how much does it ride up? So I turn away from the three-way mirror, bend over, look back at the mirror and am horrified by what I see. Everything is at least two inches south of where I saw it the last time I looked, and my butt has flown the coop - nowhere to be found!!!! Whiskey! Tango! Foxtrot! The sag has seriously set in!
    So this depresses me, but I still buy the skirt.
    Then I text one of the dudes I've been seeing and tell him I'm depressed about the view he has when he... yanno... DUZ THANGS TO ME!
    He said he wasn't depressed about it at all. Dude is 16 years younger than I am (yes, I'm pulling a cougar on this one), and I figure he just doesn't understand my angst. Then he offers to hang me upside down to... DO THANGS... and that way they will be two inches NORTH of where I saw them last.

    In the meantime, saving my pennies for plastics.
    Dang.
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from angyplus5 in I'm calling BS   
    I had sex a week after a C-section. My husband wasn't too keen on the idea, but I told him to lay on his back, put his knees together, tip his hips, and shut the hell up.
    He did as told.
    I unintentionally sprayed him with milk.
    I did not take pictures.
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from njgal in You know you lost weight when   
    I think this shows are very, very different we all are. I was never self-conscious about my naked body when I was bigger than I am now. I had large round breasts, big hips, and a large round booty. There were plenty of men that liked that.
    Now? Now I'm... deflated. Everything is like a deflated balloon. My large round booty is no longer large OR round. It's FLAT! Harrummmpphhhh!!!
    These breasts that could stop traffic? That can, and did, make three different men walk into walls??? Now they're speedbumps (meaning cannot stop traffic).
    Now if there's any possibility whatsoever that nakedness might be coming, I feel like I should apologize in advance.
    Seriously. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from stephrpatt in Stop it!   
    Beg your pardon?
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from njgal in You know you lost weight when   
    I think this shows are very, very different we all are. I was never self-conscious about my naked body when I was bigger than I am now. I had large round breasts, big hips, and a large round booty. There were plenty of men that liked that.
    Now? Now I'm... deflated. Everything is like a deflated balloon. My large round booty is no longer large OR round. It's FLAT! Harrummmpphhhh!!!
    These breasts that could stop traffic? That can, and did, make three different men walk into walls??? Now they're speedbumps (meaning cannot stop traffic).
    Now if there's any possibility whatsoever that nakedness might be coming, I feel like I should apologize in advance.
    Seriously. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from njgal in You know you lost weight when   
    Pics or it didn't happen!

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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from 1poundatatime in OK Ladies, kinda embarrasing question for you all   
    There isn't even any hair on the urethral opening, which is where the catheter goes. This requirement boggles the mind.
    Heck, most obstetricians don't require shaving for childbirth, which actually involves that general area! And if any of my obstetricians HAD required it, I would have dropped them like a hot potato!
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from shawnak911 in Vegas, Baby!   
    On the plane no extender.
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from 1poundatatime in OK Ladies, kinda embarrasing question for you all   
    There isn't even any hair on the urethral opening, which is where the catheter goes. This requirement boggles the mind.
    Heck, most obstetricians don't require shaving for childbirth, which actually involves that general area! And if any of my obstetricians HAD required it, I would have dropped them like a hot potato!
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from Iwannabethin! in Another example of not fitting into the world   
    I'm as tough as nails, and don't really care what other people think most of the time. In this instance, I was talking about literally fitting physically into the world. Socially fitting in is a whole 'nother story.
    And now, I fit! I fit the airplane seat, I fit the restaurant booth, I fit the seat at the basketball game, I fit into the chairs with arms!
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    Sharon1964 got a reaction from Iwannabethin! in Another example of not fitting into the world   
    We've all experienced the typical ways of not fitting into the world... restaurant booths, airplane seats, amusement park rides, chairs with arms, student desks, regular sized blood pressure cuffs, etc.
    Friday I had to have a cardiac stress test in order to get cardiac clearance for VSG surgery. It's one of the last steps I have before getting insurance approval.
    In the nuclear medicine area of my doctor's office, there is a waiting room with a little alcove where they put the IV port in. There is no door on this alcove. I can hear everything the tech is saying to each person as he explains the procedure and puts in the IV and then sends them back to the waiting room.. Most of the people there are over 65 or so, and I know some of them are hard of hearing, just from observing them in the waiting room. I'm 50, and definitely not hard of hearing.
    So when it's my turn, and the tech stars his spiel, I stop him and tell him I've heard him give it about four times now. Then suddenly he stops, and in that same loud voice, says he's not sure I'll fit into the imaging machine. So when there is an empty machine he takes me in there to make sure I'm going to fit. It does, just barely, go over me. When I come out of that room to go back to the alcove, every eye in the waiting room is on me.
    I don't get embarrassed easily, and being fat doesn't embarrass me. I wasn't embarrassed that everyone knew that I might be too fat for the machine... they all have eyes, they can all see how big I am.
    Normally, I would have schooled the person on how they should treat fat people, so that other fat people aren't embarrassed. But for some reason, this time I didn't. I'm not really sure why. I have a followup appointment in two weeks and I might bring it up then.
    Anyway, yet another example of how I don't fit into the world. That's my main reason for getting the surgery, I want to fit into the world.
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