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funky_monkey800

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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from Dabliss111114 in Share your rants about the fashion industry!   
    My biggest gripe? All the ads where the women look so dang happy and comfortable in their bra's.....I hate bras....who can be happy in a underwire for 12 hours a day? Not me :/ lol....rant over!
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from Dabliss111114 in Share your rants about the fashion industry!   
    My biggest gripe? All the ads where the women look so dang happy and comfortable in their bra's.....I hate bras....who can be happy in a underwire for 12 hours a day? Not me :/ lol....rant over!
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from Miss Meg in Soup Recipes Please!   
    @@Sharpie posted this a while back and it is delicious!
    chicken tortilla Soup
    Recipe:
    medium onion- diced-
    3 tbls olive oil
    3 cans navy Beans
    1 can black Beans
    1 can corn
    2 oz chopped green chili's
    1 pak taco seasoning
    cooked chicken - I used canned breast
    1 cup heavy cream
    cook onions in olive oil until translucent, add green chili's, taco mix, all beans and last cooked chicken
    heat to a boil, lower the heat to simmer and let it cook 5-10 minutes. add heavy cream and continue simmering as long as you like. it's a great Protein enriched satisfying soup.
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to _Brooke_ in Share your rants about the fashion industry!   
    @@funky_monkey800 I could not agree more! I was just telling someone the other day that bra's had to have been invented by men! lol
    I personally hate when I go to buy shorts and either I feel like my fatty part of my thigh is hanging out(too short) or I am wearing a pair of capris. Also, when everything is that clingy material and it is so kind to accentuate my lovely belly I mean who doesn't love that! lol
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from Dabliss111114 in Share your rants about the fashion industry!   
    My biggest gripe? All the ads where the women look so dang happy and comfortable in their bra's.....I hate bras....who can be happy in a underwire for 12 hours a day? Not me :/ lol....rant over!
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from Dabliss111114 in Share your rants about the fashion industry!   
    My biggest gripe? All the ads where the women look so dang happy and comfortable in their bra's.....I hate bras....who can be happy in a underwire for 12 hours a day? Not me :/ lol....rant over!
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from Dabliss111114 in Share your rants about the fashion industry!   
    My biggest gripe? All the ads where the women look so dang happy and comfortable in their bra's.....I hate bras....who can be happy in a underwire for 12 hours a day? Not me :/ lol....rant over!
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from Dabliss111114 in Share your rants about the fashion industry!   
    My biggest gripe? All the ads where the women look so dang happy and comfortable in their bra's.....I hate bras....who can be happy in a underwire for 12 hours a day? Not me :/ lol....rant over!
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from ABLOND in Wow what a change!   
    Well I finally had another fill almost two weeks ago, and I may be exactly where I need to be.
    This last fill really changed everything.
    Before the fill I could eat steady as long as I ate slow enough.
    Now things have changed.....a lot!
    No huge gulps of Water. Or anything for that matter! And warm drinks are way more agreeable with my band than cold.
    Eating so much slower. Still trying to figure this one out. Seems like I eat too fast....occasional burps!
    Hiccups are my new warning bell. It means I am full. My gut knows it, but it has to chime in so my head gets it.
    No meals till mid day, and what I can eat from day to day varies like the weather.
    This road is different and challenging, just as expected.....and I love it!
    I am so glad I took the road to WLS. I have never really listened to my body until now!
    Anyways, I just thought I would share what's going on with my band.
    Does anyone else have similar experiences?
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from Bandista in 75 Pounds Down Today -- I Love My Band!   
    @@Bandista, that is AMAZING!!! Congrats!
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to Bandista in 75 Pounds Down Today -- I Love My Band!   
    Weight Loss Surgery was such an out of the blue decision for me -- I'm not even sure exactly how it came about. We live in the boonies, I don't watch TV, and I didn't know any one else with a LapBand (or any other WLS). I am kind of a health food type and had never been an overnight patient in the hospital before. I guess I heard that a cousin's doctor had recommended this for him and so I started digging into the research. Almost right away I realized I was the perfect candidate. I think what this means is that I was READY. I had spent two decades dieting and working every weight loss angle under the sun, yet I always put the weight back on again plus a little more. Each year I was a little heavier, and since I'm in my fifties it was really starting to add up. I ate well, just too much. Now I eat well, just in much smaller portions and at appropriate intervals. What a difference this makes over time.
    Here I am today 75 pounds down from when I started 17 months ago. I honestly can't believe it. Next month at a year and a half I hope to be able to report 80. It's been a long winter and I have not been exercising as much as I'd like. I know from experience that for me the exercise is really the magic ingredient. I hate the gym and as soon as this sleet and snow clears off I can't wait to resume outdoor walking again. Last year I bought a bike and I look forward to that. I have arthritis and being able to do these things is a real gift. So much easier without carrying around all that extra weight!
    The scale is the scale and sometimes it doesn't budge. I tend to lose some and then hover a long while around a particular number for a while. This can be frustrating but I've learned that it is okay, that the scale will eventually move. Meanwhile, its all about the pants, the pants. I have gone from 18 jeans down to size 10 in the same brand. Right now I have a pair of size 10 jeans in another brand that I picked up on sale and they are way too tight. But I'm going to get into those jeans over time -- and I also have a couple of pair of linen pants in my closet. I try them all on from time to time and that helps keep me motivated. It's all about the pants, the pants.....
    Determining a goal weight is hard -- I guess I will know when I get there (and I know I'm not there yet). I'm fairly tall and don't want to be "skinny" -- I like my curves. For now I am thinking 155 might be a good weight for me and I am thrilled to be just 22 pounds away from that goal as of this morning. Oh my goodness, I am so happy!
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from ABLOND in Wow what a change!   
    Well I finally had another fill almost two weeks ago, and I may be exactly where I need to be.
    This last fill really changed everything.
    Before the fill I could eat steady as long as I ate slow enough.
    Now things have changed.....a lot!
    No huge gulps of Water. Or anything for that matter! And warm drinks are way more agreeable with my band than cold.
    Eating so much slower. Still trying to figure this one out. Seems like I eat too fast....occasional burps!
    Hiccups are my new warning bell. It means I am full. My gut knows it, but it has to chime in so my head gets it.
    No meals till mid day, and what I can eat from day to day varies like the weather.
    This road is different and challenging, just as expected.....and I love it!
    I am so glad I took the road to WLS. I have never really listened to my body until now!
    Anyways, I just thought I would share what's going on with my band.
    Does anyone else have similar experiences?
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to LipstickLady in Venting About Poor Forum Etiquette   
    @@sarahbeth3569
    Ask any question you want. If someone doesn't like it, they can SUCK it.
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to Bufflehead in Not telling anyone   
    You don't have to tell them you are having surgery. Just tell them you are taking some time off. If you do tell them you are having surgery, or they find out somehow, I wouldn't lie about it -- that can come back to bite you and erode your credibility and trustworthiness at work. Sample answers:
    "It's female stuff" (assuming you are a woman) -- this is true to an extent because most people who are obese are women, and something like 75% of wls patients are women. If they ask you for more details, just say you aren't comfortable discussing it.
    "it's really embarrassing, if I told you we would both be mortified" (let them assume you are having anal fissures repaired or vaginal rejuvenation, who cares)
    "it stresses me out too much to talk about it, let's talk about something else"
    Or if you are super-confident about your right not to have your privacy invaded:
    "that's a really personal question. why would you ask me that?"
    I just told people at work that I was taking a couple weeks off for surgery. No one asked me what I was having done -- they are smart people and figured out that if I had wanted to tell them, I would have. Also, I work in a legal setting and the people I work with know that they have no legal right to know about my medical situation, so that made it a bit easier.
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to spartanmatina in 199!   
    Just weighed myself and I am 199 with a starting weight of 287. My lap band surgery was completed on January 15, 2014. I feel (and look-/LOL) amazing! I have energy and am accomplishing so many great things in my life. The lap band gave me a new lease on life. I'm loving ONE-derland. By the way I haven't even officially started exercising yet. Just moderate walking and so forth. I'm so proud. I'm 5'11 and 199 now so slowly getting out of that overweight stage lol
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to mrsjec in hey all .. was screen name runt   
    Hello, haven't been on here for a long time. Wanted to say hello to everyone and see who was still here. I think I have done OK with the band. I have passed my goal weight by 15 pounds. (I think those last pounds were my boobs!) Had a few rough issues and my band had to be emptied. ..as in fluidless for over a year now (still down 75 pounds from then) so I guess all is well. Except I could hurt someone for a beer!!!!
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to gowalking in It's so WEIRD not looking fat.   
    I'm still trying to get used to it. Not so easy when there's such a before and after difference. My surgery was just over two years ago.

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    funky_monkey800 reacted to LipstickLady in It's so WEIRD not looking fat.   
    My surgery was almost two years ago and I've been "at goal" for over a year. I am still amazed when I see pictures of myself not fat.
    The kid in this picture is a size 2. I am not. Ha!

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    funky_monkey800 reacted to Alex Brecher in Want to Be Skinny? Start Acting Like It   
    Weight loss surgery can be a godsend. Getting the surgery could be the best decision you ever make. It can give you your life back and help you become healthier than you have been in years – or ever before. But what you need to do to stick to your new lifestyle isn’t so different from what other healthy people need to do. If you want to be thin and fit, you need to think and act like a thin and fit person.


    Bariatric Surgery: Necessary But Not Sufficient
    Weight loss surgery is a significant part of the solution to surgery. If you can’t lose weight without it, it’s necessary. But, on its own, it’s not sufficient for weight loss. As every weight loss surgery patient knows, weight loss surgery only works when you add other components, like a healthier lifestyle, to lose weight permanently.
    Don’t Give Up
    It’s easy to start feeling sorry for yourself when regular diets don’t work for you. You may feel that your doctor’s recommendation to get weight loss surgery is official recognition that your obesity is out of your control. After weight loss surgery, it can seem like you’re still working harder than the “skinny” people, and you may feel like giving up. There’s no point in feeling doomed to obesity. Don’t bother resenting your “bad luck” with obesity. The truth is that most fit and healthy people need to work hard at it, just like you do.
    Have a Plan
    Don’t leave things up to chance. Skinny people may not have as many dietary restrictions and requirements as you, but you can bet many of them think carefully about what they eat. They plan what they’ll order at a restaurant, and you should, too. They’ll also compensate for oversized meals by exercising a little extra or eating a little less at the next meal.
    Be Honest
    Are you really acting like a skinny person? Their behaviors are the same as many of the rules you’re supposed to be following on your weight loss diet. If you’re not losing weight like you think you should be, look carefully at your habits.
    Are you ending your meal when you’re barely full, or eating for another reason, such as eating to keep everyone else company while they eat?
    Are you driving straight home, or passing through the drive-thru?
    Are you drinking only Water between planned meals and Snacks, or are you getting in calories from juice and sweetened coffee drinks?
    Are you eating only at the table, or are you nibbling while standing?

    Watch your skinny coworkers and even housemates carefully, and you may start to notice some of their good habits. They may be lucky enough have those habits formed naturally while you need to work a little harder on them, but you can do it.
    Ask Away
    Yes, you’ll see a lot of skinny people doing a lot of things you wouldn’t dare try because you’d be afraid of gaining weight. They may pack away a hot dog, an ice cream sandwich, and a few beers at a baseball game, or munch their way through a bag of potato chips with dip while watching television.
    Ask them how they get away with it if it’s your friend or someone in your family and you feel comfortable enough. You may get a frustrating answer (“I eat whatever I want and don’t worry about it.”), but you may get something helpful (“I eat very carefully six days a week so I can veg out and eat chips on Sunday” or “I knew I wanted to relax and enjoy myself at the game, so I worked out for an extra hour this morning to burn a few extra calories”).
    These tips can reinforce the strategies you already know and add to your collection of strategies. They can also help you realize that everyone works hard at staying fit and thin – weight loss surgery or not. You may not be allowed to eat an ice cream sandwich and drink beer on your weight loss surgery diet, but you can exercise ahead of time as a strategy against
    If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Join ‘Em
    Until you hit goal weight, you may be most self-conscious about your weight when you’re at the gym. You’re likely to be surrounded by fit people with strong-looking and lean bodies. Don’t just think of these people as another species. Instead, use them to your advantage.
    Strike up a conversation with them, being careful not to interrupt their workouts. Catch them while you’re both on the elliptical, bike, or treadmill, or when they’re done with their workout.
    Some people will let you know that they’re not interested in making friends at the gym. Don’t take it personally – it has nothing to do with your fitness level, weight, or personality. Some people just go to the gym because they want to feel alone.
    Other people will be delighted to talk to you. Most people love talking about themselves, including their workout schedule and goals. They’ll be happy to give you pointers. You can learn what they do to stay in shape, and how often they hit the gym. Possibly most inspirational of all is what you’ll learn about their dedication to their health. They had to get up just as early as you, they’re just as busy as you, and they worry about their diets just as much as you – and they make it a priority to get to the gym almost every day.
    It Comes Down to Attitude
    So much of your weight loss journey success depends on your attitude. When you feel like you’re working harder than everyone else, you may be tempted to stop trying. Once you realize that everyone needs to work hard to be fit and healthy, you’re more likely to stay committed. Act skinny, and you’ll hit your goal weight.
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from amponder in SERIOUSLY? REALLY? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!   
    I loved reading through this...
    It's amazing how differently everyone interprets posts.
    As for me, I understand getting upset when they read something....I have been upset....but never to the point of depression....I don't know these people personally, and they don't know me. For the most part 99% of us have screen names, so I wouldn't know you if I passed you on the street.
    Take it or leave it....I'm a firm believer that we as humans are smart enough to keep scrolling or reply. If your feelings are hurt don't reply and move on.
    You are only feeding into the "depression" by responding and getting more upset....let it go and move on...
    As for me I am the type of person who needs the friend who tells me I messed up when I ate two doughnuts......
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from amponder in SERIOUSLY? REALLY? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!   
    I loved reading through this...
    It's amazing how differently everyone interprets posts.
    As for me, I understand getting upset when they read something....I have been upset....but never to the point of depression....I don't know these people personally, and they don't know me. For the most part 99% of us have screen names, so I wouldn't know you if I passed you on the street.
    Take it or leave it....I'm a firm believer that we as humans are smart enough to keep scrolling or reply. If your feelings are hurt don't reply and move on.
    You are only feeding into the "depression" by responding and getting more upset....let it go and move on...
    As for me I am the type of person who needs the friend who tells me I messed up when I ate two doughnuts......
  22. Like
    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from amponder in SERIOUSLY? REALLY? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!   
    I loved reading through this...
    It's amazing how differently everyone interprets posts.
    As for me, I understand getting upset when they read something....I have been upset....but never to the point of depression....I don't know these people personally, and they don't know me. For the most part 99% of us have screen names, so I wouldn't know you if I passed you on the street.
    Take it or leave it....I'm a firm believer that we as humans are smart enough to keep scrolling or reply. If your feelings are hurt don't reply and move on.
    You are only feeding into the "depression" by responding and getting more upset....let it go and move on...
    As for me I am the type of person who needs the friend who tells me I messed up when I ate two doughnuts......
  23. Like
    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from amponder in SERIOUSLY? REALLY? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!   
    I loved reading through this...
    It's amazing how differently everyone interprets posts.
    As for me, I understand getting upset when they read something....I have been upset....but never to the point of depression....I don't know these people personally, and they don't know me. For the most part 99% of us have screen names, so I wouldn't know you if I passed you on the street.
    Take it or leave it....I'm a firm believer that we as humans are smart enough to keep scrolling or reply. If your feelings are hurt don't reply and move on.
    You are only feeding into the "depression" by responding and getting more upset....let it go and move on...
    As for me I am the type of person who needs the friend who tells me I messed up when I ate two doughnuts......
  24. Like
    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from amponder in SERIOUSLY? REALLY? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!   
    I loved reading through this...
    It's amazing how differently everyone interprets posts.
    As for me, I understand getting upset when they read something....I have been upset....but never to the point of depression....I don't know these people personally, and they don't know me. For the most part 99% of us have screen names, so I wouldn't know you if I passed you on the street.
    Take it or leave it....I'm a firm believer that we as humans are smart enough to keep scrolling or reply. If your feelings are hurt don't reply and move on.
    You are only feeding into the "depression" by responding and getting more upset....let it go and move on...
    As for me I am the type of person who needs the friend who tells me I messed up when I ate two doughnuts......
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to Alex Brecher in Perplexed. Surgeon says no such thing as a "stall"   
    This is such a tough question for so many reasons! One is that we’re all different…so while you might lose 1, 4, 2, and 6 pounds per week during a four-week period, I might lose those same 13 pounds by losing 3, 3, 3, and 4 pounds. Even more likely would be that we might lose the same amount after a year of eating the same, but maybe wouldn’t lose the same in any given four-week period.



    Something else is that you have to have a definition of “stall.” I don’t know if there is an official one, but I do know that some people get alarmed and call it a stall if they don’t lose weight for a couple of days, while other people wait for several weeks before calling it a “stall.”



    I know that every time I’ve “stalled,” there have been things for me to fix in my diet – I wasn’t perfect, even if I lied to myself that I was or truly thought I was…and then figured out what I needed to fix.



    Part of me thinks this is just semantics…does it matter if it’s called a stall? We have to eat right and exercise, and our bodies will do what they do!

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