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funky_monkey800

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    funky_monkey800 reacted to Keeper in Non Scale Victories I tell mine you tell yours   
    @@amponder that's great!
    ok, so I have one. This is kind of funny but I am sure all you girls will understand. A couple of years ago - seriously, years - my MIL called to say that she was at a department store and they were having a huge bra sale so she wanted to know what size I was so she could buy me a couple. I don't mind telling the world I am a DD but the thought of telling MIL my band size was humiliating. She has never said anything about my weight before, but she is probably no larger than a 12 so I fudged and told her 2 sizes smaller than what I knew I could wear. So these brand new bras have been sitting in my closet still with tags on for about 3 years. Guess what?! I can wear them now!! Have to admit. it made me grin ear to ear!
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from Keeper in Non Scale Victories I tell mine you tell yours   
    Love this thread!
    Ok so I have two...last week at my appt my doc said that if I was to walk into his office today I would "no longer be a candidate for WLS, and I should be proud of my self"'
    And this a.m.....my favorite "old" pair of silver jeans fit!! 34x32...still need to work on the muffin top tho.....but I didn't have to lay down or jump up and down for them to fit!
    I am a jean hoarder...you know the type who always says "someday I will wear these again"...lol
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from jfc193 in pictures help   
    @@gowalking
    You look amazing! Way to go!
    Maybe in time I will enjoy the whole picture thing...lol
    For now I will be the photographer!
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from Keeper in Non Scale Victories I tell mine you tell yours   
    Love this thread!
    Ok so I have two...last week at my appt my doc said that if I was to walk into his office today I would "no longer be a candidate for WLS, and I should be proud of my self"'
    And this a.m.....my favorite "old" pair of silver jeans fit!! 34x32...still need to work on the muffin top tho.....but I didn't have to lay down or jump up and down for them to fit!
    I am a jean hoarder...you know the type who always says "someday I will wear these again"...lol
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from Keeper in Non Scale Victories I tell mine you tell yours   
    Love this thread!
    Ok so I have two...last week at my appt my doc said that if I was to walk into his office today I would "no longer be a candidate for WLS, and I should be proud of my self"'
    And this a.m.....my favorite "old" pair of silver jeans fit!! 34x32...still need to work on the muffin top tho.....but I didn't have to lay down or jump up and down for them to fit!
    I am a jean hoarder...you know the type who always says "someday I will wear these again"...lol
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from Miss Meg in question about "batwings"   
    I love tatts.....I have a half sleeve as well as many others...I have been incorporating medicine balls and kettle balls into my routines....I like to go on youtube and check out new exercises so I don't get bored! Once you start toning you may reconsider any cosmetic surgery...that's what I am hoping for! good luck!!
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from Keeper in Non Scale Victories I tell mine you tell yours   
    Love this thread!
    Ok so I have two...last week at my appt my doc said that if I was to walk into his office today I would "no longer be a candidate for WLS, and I should be proud of my self"'
    And this a.m.....my favorite "old" pair of silver jeans fit!! 34x32...still need to work on the muffin top tho.....but I didn't have to lay down or jump up and down for them to fit!
    I am a jean hoarder...you know the type who always says "someday I will wear these again"...lol
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from AWD12368 in First class and totally shocked   
    @@AWD12368
    It is weird that the teacher would focus so heavily on the negative...
    There are plenty of success stories for each surgery I am sure of it....you just have to decide what road you are willing to travel...there are so many great people on this forum who have some really great advice. I am pretty much a newbie when it comes to all of this....I am taking it day by day! I am looking forward to hearing what route you decide to take! Keep us posted!
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from Keeper in Non Scale Victories I tell mine you tell yours   
    Love this thread!
    Ok so I have two...last week at my appt my doc said that if I was to walk into his office today I would "no longer be a candidate for WLS, and I should be proud of my self"'
    And this a.m.....my favorite "old" pair of silver jeans fit!! 34x32...still need to work on the muffin top tho.....but I didn't have to lay down or jump up and down for them to fit!
    I am a jean hoarder...you know the type who always says "someday I will wear these again"...lol
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from inwiththenew in Finally banded!   
    @@inwiththenew
    Awesome! Listen to your doc and most importantly your body! Good luck to you! There is a great group of people here who can help you along with questions and suggestions!
    @@Craftlady77
    It's never too late to get back on the band wagon! Get in to see your doc and go over everything. If anyone can help you get started again it's the doctors! Good luck!
    I hope both of you keep us posted on your progress!
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from Keeper in Non Scale Victories I tell mine you tell yours   
    Love this thread!
    Ok so I have two...last week at my appt my doc said that if I was to walk into his office today I would "no longer be a candidate for WLS, and I should be proud of my self"'
    And this a.m.....my favorite "old" pair of silver jeans fit!! 34x32...still need to work on the muffin top tho.....but I didn't have to lay down or jump up and down for them to fit!
    I am a jean hoarder...you know the type who always says "someday I will wear these again"...lol
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to B-52 in No interest in food?   
    We just got back from Cancun Mexico, trip paid for by my company.
    The food was not that good, and everyone did was complain....
    Since food does not interest me, I could have cared less if it was good or bad because I just as soon get along without it.
    And since I never experience real hunger anymore, I was not bothered.
    I was a little upset I could not get my daily Protein requirement. But for 5 days it's not going to kill me.
    And I was out running my 5 miles every morning at 5am so I lost weight. But I expect that may not be a good weight loss.
    I'll know tomorrow when I get back to the gym and really weight myself.
    It is really nice not to be a slave to things like that, where it runs your life....not the other way around.
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to Sharpie in No interest in food?   
    B52, I went to Cancun years ago and the food was terrible. I am like you I doubt I would care now but getting Protein is a problem. going on a cruise in Aug to Alaska I am hoping the buffets and dinners have enough Protein in them. I am finally getting to the point where leaving food doesn't bother me . I try not to eat out much anyway. Had to eat at Cracker Barrell yesterday, ordered a bowl of Beans. Ate half and left the rest.
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to Gilmour in No interest in food?   
    I enjoy going out to eat with friends now, and being the only one who leaves half the food on my plate while they clean theirs. I never even noticed before how much volume OTHER people eat, and I mean all types of people--male, female, old, young, fat, thin, vegetarian or meat eaters. They finish everything. I notice because now that I am less focused on my meal I actually look up from my plate!
    I also have solved the mystery of how I got so fat in the first place. I was eating too much food. Sounds so simple but it really was a revolutionary insight.
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to JustWatchMe in No interest in food?   
    I've been leaving food on my plate or boxing it up to go almost every time I've eaten in a restaurant for the last few weeks. Although it's not radical or brand new behavior, doing it effortlessly and without mulling it over certainly is.
    Stopping at "enough". What a concept.
    A year ago I couldn't imagine that I'd be able to stop at "enough" without anxiety. This is amazing.
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to Bandista in No interest in food?   
    Just lost my post -- so irritating to tap it out again. I am happy to report that I still love food. I am so much less eating-disordered now that I know what hunger and satiety feel like -- having the band gives me the ability to make good choices because I'm not in a place of desperation. My appetite is not controlling me. Tonight as we anticipate yet another storm I felt like baking. I turned out three little gluten free beauties -- small vanilla loaves with cacao nibs. They are cooling and I honestly have no desire for a piece (if I do, I'll have a little!). It was enough for me to make them. And I am a sucker for presentation so serving them will be a pleasure as well. Here's to a healthy relationship with food!
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to amponder in No interest in food?   
    Always heard "I eat to live, not live to eat. " never really got that statement, but I'm starting to understand it.
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to gowalking in No interest in food?   
    One of my friends at work presumed that since being banded, I'm no longer interested in food. I tried to explain to her that I was VERY interested in food. And more that that, I am enjoying food in a way I didn't before being banded.
    When I was obese, the point was to eat till I was full. I tasted the food but not really...it was all about the amount of it, and the way I felt holding a big bowl of Pasta. I anesthetized with food but as soon as I was done, I knew nothing had changed. I still was dealing with whatever crap was going on in my life and all I had done was eat more than I needed to yet again.
    Now, I enjoy food for what it is. To suppress hunger...to enjoy as a social activity, to taste and experience it but not to lose control over it. Food is a much better experience now because it's part of my life, and not the focus of my life.
    I know some of you say that food is no longer a focus for you but I just wanted to note that it still is for me...but in a better, healthier way.
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to Pat-rice in Non Scale Victories I tell mine you tell yours   
    Keeper you will shrink out of them before you know it. Congrats
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to jess9395 in Non Scale Victories I tell mine you tell yours   
    Having wrist surgery last week and discussing pain med dosage and she said "you probably only need the low dosage, you're pretty small."
    Putting on the size small triathlon kit I got on clearance a month ago bc they didn't have a medium and having it fit.
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to JustWatchMe in Non Scale Victories I tell mine you tell yours   
    Our company bought updated corporate polo shirts. When I was hired I didn't even fit in their largest one, 2xl. Yesterday I ordered a large and it fits!!
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to punkinvine in Non Scale Victories I tell mine you tell yours   
    Super job! Way to go! I was called the "Little Redhead" at a friends housewarming shower last week! New image!
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to amponder in Non Scale Victories I tell mine you tell yours   
    Today 4 dresses that didn't fit 3 weeks ago fit me 3 18's and one 16, the 16 I probably shouldn't wear until I lose another 10 but hey it went up over my hips and zipped this time so I'm counting it. That's my brag what's yours?
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    funky_monkey800 reacted to Miss Meg in question about "batwings"   
    @@Keeper you are right, genetics has a lot to do with it.
    I have been rubbing bio oil on my upper arms and doing excercises with resistance bands and a few bicep curls with small hand weights. It is working a little - I'm hoping it'll work a lot more.
    I hope you find what's right for you, would be awful to be in the situation where you may lose your art work...
    PS.. I love a tattoo too...
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    funky_monkey800 got a reaction from Kitt3000 in Had to have an emergency unfill   
    Wow! Great advice and that must have been scary for you!! Glad everything is ok!
    Hang in there! Remember our band is only a tool...you lost the weight!
    The doc is right! Time to use everything you have learned!
    YOU GOT THIS!

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