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jcgrove29

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Everything posted by jcgrove29

  1. I think I set a new world record for snort spitting!
  2. Was she wearing a thong????
  3. What are you people trying to do to me????? Holy Hell!!!!!!!!!!
  4. Boss walking down hallway gotta go
  5. Call me what you will ! So much for being strong!
  6. No I don't smoke, but I'm gonna start!
  7. What a rush! This is my 500 post on the 100 page and I feel like I need a F-ing cigarette!
  8. I you guys only knew how bad I am crying right now. I DON'T WANT MY CO-WORKERS TO HEAR LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!!!!!!!!!
  9. It I it all hurts Jesus the wrong brain has taken the controls I am in deep shit now!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. I all hurtzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  11. I was so very very very WRONG!!!!!
  12. I gotta know does that thing have stainless steel on it?????????
  13. Both!!!! Ok the good news we are going to make it to 100. The bad news We killed JC. His heads and heart exploded, after he pissed on his computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  14. I heart ball bearings !!!!!!!!!!!! Argh!!!!!!!!!!! The images and thought racing through my tiny little brain!!!!!!!!!! It hurts!
  15. My Fucking Head is going to explode in a few short seconds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  16. I thought the rabbit was the Big Kahauna. Shows you what I know!!!!
  17. You guys are killing me. It takes more strength to be restrained on this thread that to run stadiums. God all Mighty I need some TP Balls!!!!
  18. As for you being a lesbian<---- I've never heard a straight man say that before. LOL (sarcasm is dripping) Notice, you never hear lesbians claiming to be straight men? Why is that? J, it probably has something to do with not wanting to be so closely associated with the UGH, Fire Pretty Bunch! :-) JC
  19. D, That's why I go early in the morning. I am putting myself at risk. I could lose my Redneck card for doing such a thing. BG, PB Banana there is just something very very wrong with even the sound of that.
  20. It got awful quiet out there when BG headed to the sticks. Hmmmmmmmm?
  21. Chrispy, they probably are wondering. My biggest concern is I may be recognized by some of the good ol boys and get kicked out of town! LOL JC
  22. Also, just noticed 1 week & 2 days to surgery. Getting nervous....No getting more nervous, been nervous.
  23. Good Morning everyone. I started my Monday with the longest distance yet using the Kangoo jump boots. I made it a mile in those things they are just too cool. They are a bit noisy so I had a few barking dogs out there, but luckily they were all inside fences. 1 week and 2 days away from surgery. JC
  24. Good Morning everyone. I started my Monday with the longest distance yet using the Kangoo jump boots. I made it a mile in those things they are just too cool. They are a bit noisy so I had a few barking dogs out there, but luckily they were all inside fences. JC
  25. Oh forgot sister is very attractive into guys though. :-) I think I may be a lesbian, I really dig chicks! Ok I am just screwing around settle down everybody.

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