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Mita

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  1. Mita replied to DeLarla's topic in The Lounge
    Kelly you fall into Leo.. Your right Lisa I do watch the accounts, not like there is anything there but in my household I am the keeper of the cash. My hubby is a Arias. I have always loved the zodiacs but have never really went in depth.
  2. Hang in there Jonathan Divorce is never easy. I am glad that your true calling has found you and hats off to you for keeping your squids with you..You will be quite busy and hit your goal in no time. You are truly blessed:)
  3. Mita replied to Penni60's topic in The Lounge
    You are beautiful Penni
  4. The Bar had one HOT party girl. You are beautiful. Congrats on 70lbs gone forever!
  5. Mita replied to DeLarla's topic in The Lounge
    That was funny Lisa
  6. Mita replied to DeLarla's topic in The Lounge
    I'm Gemini and far from being a penny pincher just ask My hubby. That is funny But in another way I'm always worrying what is in the bank account and it has to stay put.
  7. On Mondays I always bring in half gallon whole milk to eat with my fiber cereal every morning. But I can definetly work in more dairy tonight (banana split) sounds might good right now.
  8. Becky you are doing amazing on your loss. Since you have restriction with out the fill you do not want to be too tight.
  9. ((hugs))) ((hugs))) going out to you. When did they send your paperwork off or is it just getting ready to go?? You might have a quick turn around with the approval. Hang in there it is an emotional rollercoaster and everything happpens for a reason.. I know that is not what you want to hear right now but just keep your chin up.
  10. Mita replied to DeLarla's topic in The Lounge
    Dear Dog and/or Cat, >When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions >with each other so there are still two of you in the way. > >The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The >other dishes are mine and contain my food. (Please note, placing a paw >print >in the middle of my plate & food does not stake a claim for it becoming >your >food & dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.) > >The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. >Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help >because >I fall faster than you can run. > >I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry >about this. Do ! not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure >your comfort. Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping. They can actually >curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each >other >stretched out to the fullest extent possible. (I also know that sticking >tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to >maximize >space used is nothing but sarcasm.) > >My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees. > >For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If >by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is >not >necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob, or get your paw >under >the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door >I >entered. (In addition, I have been using the bathroom for years, canine or >feline attendance is not mandatory.) >>The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dogs or cats' >butt. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for >you. > > >To pacify you I have posted the following message on our front door: >Rules for Non-pet owners who visit and like to complain about our pets: > >1. They live here; you don't. > >2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. > >3. I like my pet better than I like most people. > >4. To you it's an animal. To me, he and/or she is an adopted son and/or >daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours, and is speech >challenged. > >Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for >money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never >drive your car, don't hang out with drug using friends, don't drink or >smoke, don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear your >clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get >pregnant, you can sell the results. __________________________________________________
  11. Good Luck wow you have are brave I still get undressed in the dark.
  12. Hi Lloyd, 22lbs is quite alot sounds like everthing is going right on track for you...
  13. Prayers and good (((Vibes)) going out your way..
  14. I hate my computor could not get it open..
  15. Mita replied to DeLarla's topic in The Lounge
    Those 2 were funny..
  16. Sorry those headaches are really a bummer. It could be a mixture of the 2 not getting enough food into your system and not enough sleep. Are you in the solid mushy stage yet? I would up my food intake a bit and if it is sleep is there anything causing you not to sleep? Can you go to bed earlier? I usually take the excedrin that melts under your tongue instead of the tylenal those bottles don't last long when you are having them more than once.
  17. Mita replied to Margo's topic in The Lounge
    I have had no such experince with my Docs office with anything like that. Anytime I call and want to speak to the nurse or assistant they call me back or put me on hold. If it were me I would ask to speak to the person handling the insurance part of the program and see if that is the person with the prices. Or again tell her here is my number have the nurse call me back please. Sorry office like that just Peeve me off.
  18. Happy Happy dancing here for you WOO HOO 35lbs that is an accomplishment. Sometimes People just do not get the concept that the weight does not magically dissapear with the band it is a work in progress and we can tell you are doing your part. Congrats:)
  19. Welcome and best wishes:)
  20. I am keeping my fingers crossed that I will be able to go..
  21. LOL Kimberly I think he is going to go with the last rule if you ask me and Protien would be you.. Sorry just could not help myself..
  22. Nobody:( But keeping my hopes up:)
  23. Mita replied to DeLarla's topic in The Lounge
    The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit.. it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised, That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years. Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.> Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache." New suit - $400 New shirt - $36 New underwear - $6 Second Opinion - PRICELESS
  24. I use to have the pain in my lower rib cage left side and around back. Seems to come on after I eat so I chalked it up to overeating and took things alot slower. Hope you get to the bottom of what is causing it. Have you asked your doc?
  25. Good for you that you left that group. Since you are so close and can get tickets ASAP then you should have no problem getting filled or unfilled when needed. Good luck

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