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DeLarla

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Everything posted by DeLarla

  1. I can't even wear any of my new cute panties. What's the use putting them on when all he does is yank them off? Hey, I didn't start it, SHE did! But yes, it certainly counts for exercise.
  2. DeLarla replied to a post in a topic in The Lounge
    One, two, cha cha cha. Being wild is just a state of mind - beats boring any old day! Darcy, you should see my fancy port incision now. A doc told me to use Glutian Violet. It's dark purple liquid that makes my boo-boo look like a bright purple blueberry. It's supposed to promote healing. Matches the tiara beautifully.
  3. Exercise challeng met. Took mutts for 45 minute walk around park then did a little upper bod on my machine.
  4. So you had restriction all along but suddenly it's gone? How long has it been gone? That's happened to me a couple times, but as soon as it left, it comes back. Just have a pitcher of salt water. That water retention will kick the restriction up a notch. I'd make a great doctor, right. Don't even think of listening to me!
  5. You'll be forgiven after 20 minutes of banana aerobics. You have about 14 minutes to go.
  6. What kind of lies is that scale telling you? Are you still losing? If so, believe it. Sometimes we think we eat way more than we really do. I didn't take your band. I think Penni has it.
  7. Excuse me, but there's a whole nother thread devoted to whining. Now you must dance like a banana - that's exercise. 20 minutes on any machine is fantastic. We have to remember that compulsive behavior got us fat, so there's no need to kill ourselves with exercise. Moderation is the key, and 20 minutes is great.
  8. DeLarla replied to a post in a topic in The Lounge
    Darcy, I'm gonna edit that post cuz it would be creepy if you were thinking of me! I know you like all that goo and gore. I was thinking of you the other day. Chuck and Julie are 2 of the people we ride with on Sundays, and he just proposed to her. They are both Cops. Someone asked Julie how they met, and she responded, "Dead Body." They were both called to a murder scene, and she said, "we're cops, that's the kinda stuff that turns us on." They're getting married in March.
  9. DeLarla replied to a post in a topic in The Lounge
    It is a very lonely place indeed... but they are starting to wake up. Soon, we'll get our fix soon!
  10. When they removed my port, the accidentally took out the Lap Band Detector. That's how that damn pie got by. No exercise today - the phone rang and it was a recorded message, "You have just completed the exercise portion of your life." Okay, so that was a dream, but let a girl dream, would ya?
  11. DeLarla replied to a post in a topic in The Lounge
    It's 5:30 a.m., and I'm already back. The adrenaline, the fear, and the anxiety... what if the site is down? Then again, what if it's NOT! Breathe, breathe.... deep sigh of relief. What a rush!
  12. DeLarla replied to a post in a topic in The Lounge
    I've been quiet lately. It's because I'm sick with addiction. I was on my way to a Lapbandtalk Anonymous meeting to accept a two-day chip, but then I logged on. My work Christmas party is scheduled for December 11, and during the party, my boss passes out bonus checks based on performance. I'm ashamed, very ashamed because I no longer work, I just post. I was able to get the band based on a Christmas bonus that I have yet to earn. Post post post post post. All post and no play makes Jack a dull boy. POST. post. PoSt. pOsT. Post post post post. P-O-S-T poster POst POST p.o.s.t. postpostpostpostpostpostpostpostpostpost. Tall guy, will you be my secret band boyfriend? All our secrets are safe in here. Do you mind that I pee my pants every time I log on? It's Darcy's fault. Just picturing her picturing my port while she's supposed to be picturing her hubby doing her makes me tinkle while simultaneously shooting Water out of my nose. I'm very attractive.
  13. Rebecclee, tomorrow I'm donating 10 minutes of exercise towards that 40 minute debt you have towards your husband. Can I get three more volunteers to give up 10 minutes of yours to help her catch up?
  14. DeLarla replied to QueenMichelle's topic in The Lounge
    I don't have problems with any food, as long as I take small bites and chew really well. I even eat bits of bread. I only have problems when I try eating as fast as I used to. Woof.
  15. Hi Kim, what a great story to hear that everything has gone so smooth with you so far. Let's hope this is a sign of things to come for all future bandsters. Good luck with your surgery. Look forward to seeing you on the other side.
  16. Darcy, an hour plus is an awesome walk. But next time, don't kill yourself over a bowl of ice cream, just share it with the dog. But I know how you feel because Friday somebody left a chocolate pie here. I was so proud all day Friday for not eating a piece, but the evil pie was still here today, untouched, and a hunk fell down my throat. Whatcha gonna do when they come for you Bad Boys?
  17. I met the challenge this morning. Took doggies to the park when it was still dark out, and it was still dark when I got home. Then did a few arms on my machine. Then I ate at large piece of chocolate pie and put myself in the red again. Oops.
  18. Why would we spend money on rent when you offered your house for free?
  19. Holding steady... plateaued at 253. HI EVERYONE!
  20. Held on for dear life in wicked windy weather on the back of hubby's bike. That counts for exercise in my book. I'm going to bed early cuz I'm walking in the morning. Somebody spray me with water if I make any lame excuses in the morn.
  21. How-deeee ya'll! I'm not from Texas, I'm from Jersey then Cali now Vegas, Baby! I had to work off all that miserable exercise from this morning by going to the movies & eating greasy popcorn and candy - yum, she said candy! Good night everyone!
  22. DeLarla replied to DeLarla's topic in The Lounge
    Well I cleaned all day so at least I don't have to whine about the dirty house for 10 minutes! I wish one of my neighbors would show up with a TV crew and one of those home improvement shows! That would rock!
  23. Well, I didn't make a list but I've been scrubbing and cleaning since I last posted around 4:30 a.m., so that's 5-6 hours of aerobics, and I'm pooped!
  24. Michelle, I can't get myself to take them at night. I guess just the fact that liquid vitamins are on the market means that it's okay to take with liquids. The upset stomach is a separate matter - yes, they do make your belly sick if there's no food in there, so there's supposed to be 2 reasons to take with food - to keep belly happy and to bind to a protein. I drink soy chocolate milk in the morning, and a vitamin is about the only thing that fits in my pouch in the morning, so I'll keep doing that.
  25. GOOD MORNING BETTY! It's so un-lonely now that I see someone else is alive. I'm gonna finish my e-mails, and then I'm off to get that worm. I've got so much to do that I'm going to make a list. I can and will stick to a list, I know I can, I know I can! Have a great day. This is your last weekend as a no-bander, why not take the time for yourself and forget all the rest?

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