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Maddysgram

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Everything posted by Maddysgram

  1. Now the PPPB knows how it feels when someone takes over their thread.
  2. CG, I'm CALLING FOR THIS BANDSTER TO BECOME A BANDED B MEMBER!!!
  3. Dee, get your mind out of the gutter. No one said boner. I pulled my FUNNY bone. It was CG's fault, just like your dirty mind. I still really loves you though!
  4. As CG would say "ok, give me the number".
  5. I did, I pulled my funny bone!bahaha
  6. Glad things went well. Sending good thoughts for a quick recovery!
  7. I just wanted CG to put them on so when she walks off they fall down and she in-bare-a#$ herself. LOL She expects this from me!
  8. Well put your big girl panties on again!
  9. A sad what? Sadass Sad sack Sad what???
  10. You'd miss us if we left you alone : )
  11. You have to spell it out for you 24 22 20 18 16 14 12 10 8 Get the picture twit master princess!
  12. I've always had ring guards on mine. My hands swell up & down all through the day. A jeweler puts them on and they're cheap. Have had mine on for 20 yrs.
  13. Always enjoy your newsletters! You always include a lot if useful info. Thanks Alex!
  14. Congratulations on your success! It's nice to hear the success stories. Thank you for sharing!
  15. That is awesome AJ!!! I can't even wrap my head around anything lower than a 16. You go girl!
  16. That is awesome! Doing a happy dance for you!
  17. Sounds wonderful, thanks Dee!
  18. Well everyone seems to be saying the same thing. "Stick to your Drs instructions". Hmmmm,are we all rude? I don't think so. Everyone here wants every lap bander to succeed and the only way to do that is follow your Drs instructions and rely on your LB team, meaning surgeon,nutritionist & therapist.
  19. What Dee isn't saying is she keeps vodka in that bottle.lol

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