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Maddysgram

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Everything posted by Maddysgram

  1. ROFLMAO!!!! She can quote almost every episode. She's a college graduate. WTH!! All I know is"Doh". LOL
  2. Oh, you're still a young pup! Enjoy it while it last PPPB!!!!!
  3. I'm counting on that GF!
  4. PS. Doesn't have to do liquid diet pre-op
  5. 30 days!!! and I will do those 30 days. I truly believe in following Drs orders.
  6. Welcome to LBT! Post often!
  7. All Drs are different. That's something you'll hear a lot around here. My Dr requires 30 days of full liquids, yeah!!!
  8. Nutritionist recommended a baby spoon & oyster fork until you have the bite size figured out.
  9. Sorry about your problems too, but I wouldn' t worry about pissing off the PA, he does not have a MD behind his name. Also PA's almost killed my granddaughter b/c sometimes they think they're smarter than they really are. My daughter now does not let her see any PA. She is a very complicated child. Best of luck to you!
  10. Can't wait for this 56yo to go to Victoria Secrets. Married 40 yrs in Nov., ready to spice things up.
  11. Ps. You two stick around here and learn everything you can from the established bandets.
  12. Congratulations on getting date! Oct 15 here. Best wishes for a successful journey!
  13. My Dr didn't require a liquid diet, but a 1200 cal diet 2wks before surgery. I have been dieting all through my required 6mth diet and had lost 19lbs and 6 wks ago I was seeing surgeon and he asked that I lose 5 more lbs, that was 10 lbs ago so not really worried about 1200 cal diet, but I will continue doing what I've been doing, down another lb today. Down 30lbs so far.
  14. LOL, Don't you love it when computers think they're smarter?
  15. Glad your father will be with your wife, that should give you great peace. As far as something happening to you, God has everything planned according to His will.Rejoice! No judgment here!
  16. Best wishes on recommitting yourself! I'm pre-op (Oct 15). Hope to see you around here a lot. I might have some questions.
  17. Welcome! I too thank you for your story. Being I'm pre-op it gives me a lot of inspiration. Its nice having you in our LBT family!
  18. Yes, a NSV from a complete stranger has got to be the best ever!! Congratulations on rocking that outfit!
  19. In that time learn everything that you can about the LB. That means hanging out here as much as you can. Best wishes for a successful journey!
  20. Really, all you say is I've been eating healthier and exercising, it's the truth. No need to lie!
  21. You're too much GF!!!!

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