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Maddysgram

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Everything posted by Maddysgram

  1. I think my good friend aj is right. Call your Dr.
  2. But alas the pretty pink princess let one of her lady like farts go and said dragon turned to see what the commotion was and burned her little pink butt. The 2 b*****s laughed hysterically and went off hand in hand to pet the cute unicorn. Where they ran into Elvis and he told them " you 2 have me all shuck up" I never saw such beautiful b*****s in all my days. Come have a peanut butter and banana sandwich with me. CB went and had the sandwich but aj had to decline b/c she was afraid of getting stuck. So CB & Elvis went off into the sunset and left the 2 b*****s behind. The end
  3. Woohoo! Nothing feels better than smaller pants. Congratulations!!!
  4. Most hospitals have a patient advocate. I would ask to speak with them. Even about wrong arm band incident.
  5. Sorry about your wife's terrible experience and I hope she is doing better.
  6. Are you talking about Tampa General?
  7. Singing ....... I know you love me, you think I'm beautiful, you really love me...........
  8. Hi Tiffany, Congratulations! Best Wishes on your journey!
  9. T&P for quick recovery & awesome success! Keep us posted
  10. T&P for peace,quick recovery & great success!
  11. Can't answer your questions, just wanted to say Welcome back! WOW 40 LBS, fantastic!
  12. OMGOSH, A girl after my own heart. CG
  13. Ben, Don't let this one fool you!
  14. Oh geez, now she's involving cute puppies!
  15. You do call me "mad". PB
  16. Sorry about your husband and having to postpone your wl journey. The time will go by fast. I've had to wait 7mths and it went by really quick. Best wishes to you & hubby!
  17. Ok, I have got to go have lunch. Go ahead and talk behind my back like I know you two evil princess's do!
  18. Even if there was, they'd kick you out for being an instigater!!
  19. bahahahahahaahahahaha
  20. Instigater!!!

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