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Maddysgram

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Everything posted by Maddysgram

  1. I agree with Mis & Roja. You should not be puking all the time. If you're eating correctly, small bites & chewing till mush, you should not puke at all. Talk with your Dr and see what the problem is. Best wishes!
  2. super duper ignorant!!! I would have said, I know I'm fat, but your just a b***h!lol and people wonder where our young kids get some of their rudeness, from rude adults that's where.
  3. I feel you sista! I'm not even banded yet ,Monday Oct.15, but I ate some eggs & sausage crumbles last night. If it doesn't come out of me soon, they will not have to fill my stomach with gas. I'm already there. Of course, I just realized I have GasX for post surgery. A little slow in figuring, duh try it!
  4. Please go to the top of this page's toolbar and click on Magazines and read Jean McMillan's article "Do You Have Wantpower". Only you can answer that question. I believe you do and I believe in you! Best Wishes on your journey!
  5. The sad thing is we crack ourselves up!
  6. I hope the wittle wabbit doesn't tie a knot in the end of her wittle gun!!!
  7. not to mention the higher risk of blood clots...
  8. What a couple of cuties!!!! Maddy has a happy hand, when she's excited to see someone it starts flying. Teachers learned real quick not to let anyone sit to close, if they see grandma coming or they're going to get a bloody nose, which she would think is hysterical. Does CJ do that?
  9. I'm gonna catch me a coon here shortly. Can I make you a cap?? I'm sitting outside with my gun to catch them varmints.
  10. WOW!!!! Congratulations! !! I've heard others talk about upping the calories for a day, back to normal & lower than normal for a day, then back to regular calories again. They say it jump starts that plateau. Good luck, I know you'll continue to do well!
  11. OMGosh!!! 3 oz roasted horse 149 cal 24gr prot 5 gr fat. Right up your alley CG....
  12. Congratulations! That is awesome! I too have arthritis and hoping for less weight, less pain. Keep up the good work!
  13. Damn straight you will or Carolinegirl & I will hunt you down and give you an arse whippin? Nah, just kidding! You can do this, I know you can!
  14. Send me your address, said with an evil snicker.
  15. Sassy's going to be saying " are we there yet, are we there yet". Congratulations! Awesome job!
  16. T&P for quick recovery & great success ladies!
  17. A book my nutritionist recommended. Bought it used off Amazon for $1.00. Just got it and it has 15,000 listings. Looks brand new. It's by Annette B Natow. Phd., R.D& Joann Heslin, M.A. R.D.
  18. What is her problem??? I'd rather be outside, or is she going outside smoking and then taking a smoking/potty break too? Put a smoke detector in all the stalls.
  19. Balloons & underwear are my Maddy's favorite things!!! It might have a hole, it might have a tear, but it's still a good pair of underwear.
  20. I really don't mind when a small child says something, they don't know better. But when an adult says something, then you know why the word Ignorant was made. About 70lbs less ago, my car broke down and I was pushing it off the road (yep, I was pretty strong back then). A car load of young men went by and yelled "hey Buffalo butt". But I knew at that moment I was a better person b/c I knew if someone else was pushing their car, I would have helped. I wonder where those ignorant guys are today?
  21. You have to "go look at my nails now"? Aren't they right there on the end of your arms?bahahaha
  22. PS. You do have a gorgeous soul!

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