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Maddysgram

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Everything posted by Maddysgram

  1. Only if you worked that hard on our relationship! No seriously, loved it & love you!
  2. This is all very inspiring and helpful to a soon to be banded person. Thank you ladies for your responses!
  3. That's my girl, telling it like it is! MD, she was light on you. She's threatened to kick my butt if I screwed up. Got to love her!
  4. sugar free popsicles (frozen fruit treats), sugar free Jello and yes you can buy broth in powder form or Swanson makes a fat free low sodium broth. The Ramen packets will do too, just no noddles.lol
  5. As you know I'm not banded until Monday, but my Dr explained it like this. He said," it's not going to be like a Thanksgiving fullness, you feel in your stomach, but more a tightness in the lower part of your chest".
  6. Amen &Amen! Thank you! I hope it works out with your brothers Dr. My Dr is 45 mins away. May God bless & keep you through your journey!
  7. Thoughts & prayers with you MD! I'm having my surgery Monday, so there will be a lot of praying going on. Did you ever find a Dr in the states to do fills & see you in an emergency?
  8. I think he is a m$%#*&f*$%ing terrorist, the evil laugh gave it away. Plus all terrorist car of choice is a "black Cadillac".j/s
  9. Because sweets are from the devil.lol I can't control myself with sweets. I can have them in the house for hub (he's of normal size), but I can not let any touch my tongue. It does something to my brain. There are ppl who can eat just a little, but I'm not there yet. :*(
  10. Did you say kitties? [ATTACH]24881[/ATTACH]
  11. Awww, he is a lady killer! I'm sure he loves you too, but being a male they love the attention from the ladies.j/s Hey, there's no excuses for abandoning your thread. Just butt in anytime, we'll make room for you. Just glad to see we didn't scare you off.
  12. WTG!!! Really happy for you! My surgery is Monday & I hope I have success like you. Keep up the great job!
  13. Are you in a mens long dress shirt?
  14. CB:I'll take, What Pink Princess is a b***h for $100 Alex. My answer, Who is CG Alex: You've won the daily double! You have got to be one of the smartest person ever to be on Jeopardy! CB: Thank you! I study everyday. Tune in tomorrow when CB takes on aj for the title of " most charming one". CB: aj of Texas is going down Who needs friends, I play by myself all the time and have a lot of fun. Do you hear voices?
  15. Good, I wouldn't want you to dehydrate.
  16. You have always been connected to us all!!! :wub: You spoiled little Princess B
  17. No freaking way!!! It's true, we're connected!

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