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Jesser

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    Jesser got a reaction from blindsided in Beware! woman traveling to TJ   
    So I can get my sleeve AND have sex with a young, hot doctor?! Lol
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    Jesser got a reaction from blindsided in Beware! woman traveling to TJ   
    So I can get my sleeve AND have sex with a young, hot doctor?! Lol
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    Jesser got a reaction from blindsided in Beware! woman traveling to TJ   
    It's a lifetime movie waiting to happen!! Lol
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    Jesser got a reaction from blindsided in Beware! woman traveling to TJ   
    So I can get my sleeve AND have sex with a young, hot doctor?! Lol
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    Jesser got a reaction from blindsided in Beware! woman traveling to TJ   
    So I can get my sleeve AND have sex with a young, hot doctor?! Lol
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    Jesser got a reaction from blindsided in Beware! woman traveling to TJ   
    So I can get my sleeve AND have sex with a young, hot doctor?! Lol
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    Jesser got a reaction from Kristina J. in Beware! woman traveling to TJ   
    I guess what gets confusing is when a man acts like they want to be with you sending mixed signals. If its just a fling then act like its just a fling. Don't bring flowers and romance into it if you just want a one nighter
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    Jesser got a reaction from blindsided in Beware! woman traveling to TJ   
    So I can get my sleeve AND have sex with a young, hot doctor?! Lol
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    Jesser got a reaction from blindsided in Beware! woman traveling to TJ   
    So I can get my sleeve AND have sex with a young, hot doctor?! Lol
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    Jesser got a reaction from blindsided in Beware! woman traveling to TJ   
    It's a lifetime movie waiting to happen!! Lol
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    Jesser reacted to lilbearzmom in Beware! woman traveling to TJ   
    Maybe I should have had my surgery in Mx and not boring old Columbus, OH...
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    Jesser got a reaction from blindsided in Beware! woman traveling to TJ   
    So I can get my sleeve AND have sex with a young, hot doctor?! Lol
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    Jesser got a reaction from blindsided in Beware! woman traveling to TJ   
    So I can get my sleeve AND have sex with a young, hot doctor?! Lol
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    Jesser reacted to NoneYa in Sleeve: The UNTOLD Story   
    Just a funny side note. Speaking of naked patients. A bajillion years ago when I was 19 I had surgery to remove my gallbladder/appendix. It was the open kind and I was terrified and fighting as I was going under. The next thing I knew I opened my eyes and saw bright lights above me. I turned my head to the side and I saw gurneys, a row of them right beside me and each one had a body on it. There was an uncovered naked man laying beside me. I looked to the other side and there was a partially covered elderly lady there. I thought to myself. Well, I was afraid something like this would happen. I didn't make it. This is the morgue. As I pondered how strange it was that I seemed to be at peace knowing I am dead I heard a loud moan. The naked man beside me was trying to wake up. I thought " poor guy, he doesn't know yet." Just about then he screamed, " Nuuuuuuurse!!!!! Nuuuuuurse!!!! My pee-pee hurts! " Poof, there went my warm cozy on my way to the Heavenly Gates moment. I was just in recovery.
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    Jesser got a reaction from KickRocks in Update   
    I'm still saving as much as I possibly can. I'm about $1,200 away from having it all! I can't wait! I haven't scheduled a date yet because I'm afraid I won't have all the money by the day I pick.
    I've changed my mind so many times its ridiculous. I thought that I was for certain going to go to Dr. Aceves, but I just can't afford that right now in my budget. I'm about to have to get a new vehicle and I need as much money as I can at this point. So, I've decided on Dr. Fernando Garcia. After annoying him and alma for months with my questions, I'm just going to try and push all of my anxieties to the side and go with it! I'm scared out of my mind, but I know this needs to be done in order for me to get my health and life back on track. I'm more than likely going to go in August or September. Just whenever I get the $1,200 and I'm gone!
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    Jesser reacted to westcoastlady in Update   
    Good luck and may you find the MONEY TREE!!!
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    Jesser reacted to Ms.AntiBand in Update   
    You're so close.. Good luck!
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    Jesser reacted to Olivia23 in I had my surgery with Dr. Garcia!   
    I had my surgery Tuesday with Dr. Garcia. I will post more when I get home but I finally feel good enough to post this. First day was really rough throwing up blood and in terrible pain but everyday has been getting better. I'm at Florence Hospital just waiting now to get my iv taken out and my drain. Can't wait!
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    Jesser reacted to rollargirl in SURGERIES IN MAY!   
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    Jesser reacted to Nicolanz in A day in my world...   
    I just read a post on Facebook that said, "Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people, you aren't the jackass whisperer" haha
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    Jesser reacted to supportivespouse911 in Support person is now a patient!   
    After following my wife on her journey, I have decided to become a sleever myself! July 23rd, dr Garcia at florence. I am really excited. My wife has done so well and I am looking at it As a lifestyle change for both of us! Now we can both eat the same the rest of our lives! Not to mention being so much healthier and not overweight! July can't come soon enough!
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    Jesser reacted to mylifeinpink in SURGERIES IN MAY!   
    Sorry I just saw this!
    Dr Neibles in TJ, MX :-)
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    Jesser got a reaction from rollargirl in Before pics   
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    Jesser reacted to thetattooedlady in it's all happening!   
    My aunt agreed to loan/gift me the money for my surgery! Now it's all about filling out the paper work and making the plans!
    I've been waiting four years for this surgery and all of a sudden it's here...I don't really know how to feel lol so I keep bursting into tears at random inopportune times! Lol
    My only fear is that I'll have it done and I won't even lose any weight....
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    Jesser got a reaction from serenity1959 in Going to Dr. Aceves solo in summer 2013   

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