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xoLisha

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  1. So update to mine.. hahaha.. I totally got them done this week. Hubby caved. I love them. They hurt like a b*tch. Just sayin, LOL
  2.    Cynsae reacted to a post in a topic: Nsfw- Post~op Sexual Related Question....
  3. So I am still going to ask my doctor.. lol.. This thursday is my fill. I'll let you all know ( for just general reasons) what he said. So for havent had an issue with it...Guess a lot of ladies dont think about this issue?
  4. Lmfao! Bunz....let me know how that goes..hehe
  5. LOL!!! Thats what he keeps telling me. Protien..or Vitamin-P lmao.
  6. Ok , so I found one post ~http://www.lapbandtalk.com/topic/63642-ahemvery-personal/page__hl__oral%20sex this cracked me up.. Makes me wonder though.. hm. "Wonder how many calories is in that stuff? And would we want to record it on our food diaries???"
  7. Rofl... your response cracked me up! Why is it that I cant keep a straight face during this entire thread!? Hahaha So far I have not run into any problems with vomiting anything back up.. or not being able to...NOT eat anything... so I guess I will find out. Im about 7.5 cc filled in a 10cc band . So far No urgency postings.. just giggles.. so I guess so far so good..LOL Thank you!
  8. Thats what my hubby tried telling me... but, to be honest--obviously never 'measured' it.. but the thickness and consistency of bodily fluids are what mainly had me concerned. When I was sent home from surgery--I was told to take fiber- benifiber ...not Metamucil , as Metamucil was" far too thick" and caused issues with the band, as my surgeon said.. So I was afraid to even attempt it mostly. :-/
  9. [ I cant figure out the Multi Quote on this forum..so Im responding individually ,sorry ] .......No offense taken.. its a hilarious topic. I'm not ashamed to ask my doctor... I am just trying to avoid taking him by surprise and having coffee spewed on me rofl!
  10. Well, sorry,.... I did try that.. but the search criteria was a little narrow " Does swallowing break your lapband" is a little tricky to find. LMAO! I did look,btw.
  11. This is a serious question, but obviously...its humorous, lol . But please, serious answers ONLY please. No reprimands. Probably for women... but any inputs are great! I was banded in October 2011- Down about 50 lbs, feeling great. Starting to heal up nicely, getting my sex drive back (woo!)( which almost completely fizzled out due to insecurity). My hubby and I (of 9 years) are very open minded and active, and this could be an issue (which I will work around)... one i didnt think about before..and Honestly, id rather ask HERE on this forum, rather than face my male doctor and have him look at me strangely.... My hubby and mines sex life is important, and im just covering my bases. Just not comfortable with it. But I will approach it sooner or later. so, question being... After the band, I was told no drinking thick, sticky substances. No chugging, guzzling, or anything larger than sips. So you may or may NOT know where Im going with this... If you dont, then this isnt the thread for you. Is it SAFE, and non harmful to the lap band, to preform oral, and digest bodily fluids---??? I don't want to risk band slippage or something.... has ANYONE asked this, wondered this?? Anything??
  12. Keep drinking water.. sip it frequently.. it will start to dissolve.. Try gargling?
  13. I paid cash price , self pay for mine, included 1 year of fills. Every fill after that is 125...True Results in Scottsdale, Az.

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