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Oh But Won't That Be Weird?

It has now been a little over a week since I was banded and I was just thinking about something kinda funny that had happened before my surgery. While I was still just learning about the lap band I went to a seminar held by my surgeon's office (Dr. Wellborn, Little Rock, AR). After the seminar my mind was racing, I was so excited - like I was so excited that if I could schedule my surgery that day I would have! My Mom, husband, and brother went to the seminar with me (my brother is looking into getting the lap band and my Mom has had gastric bypass). Anyhoo, we were all talking about the lap band and all the sudden I freaked myself out about how basically I will be getting something implanted inside of me! My family looked at me like I had lost my mind, and then it hit me...duh...I already have "stuff" implanted in me...I had a boob job in 2005! Can you imagine if I were to be abducted by aliens and they did an autopsy on me? Wouldn't they be oh so confused by the two bags of saline in my chest and the plastic cord they would find in my torso? I digress...

 

Speaking of the seminar...

 

Here is one thing I remember the Doctor talking about and that is how the band helps with weight loss because it helps to control the "hunger" chemicals sent from the stomach to the brain. As we all know the constriction creates a smaller pouch that when you eat you fill up and not only do you feel full on less food for longer, however this actually tricks our brains into thinking we are really full and prevents it from sending our body into starvation mode. That is why with the band you can eat such low amounts of calories and lose weight - if it weren't for the band and a person tried to eat 800 calories a day they would send their body into starvation mode and not lose a pound. (not to mention one would be so hungry that they could possibly eat their own hands off) I haven't read where anyone has talked about this...so thoughts?

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#MagicWithinme

LAP-BAND Patients

I think about this too, hubby thinks its a bit morbid, but when we die, and have gone to dust, all thats left is our lapband? or does the mortician pull it out? I mean there is just no information on that kind of thing.. anyways, you are on the right road and it sounds like your family will be a big help and supportive, good luck..

jennifer1

LAP-BAND Patients

HMMm never thought about that. but the only way someone is gonna get my band is when i'm dead! LOL! love my band

SageTracey

LAP-BAND Patients

I remember being totally shocked when I saw my insurance summary and it described the band as a prosthetic device. I had never really thought of it like that before.

Apart from the fact that I want to be cremated when I die, I figure my bones would outlast the plastic that is my band!

zil

LAP-BAND Patients

OMG, that is so funny. I never thought about that either. But, like Jennifer1, the only way anyone's going to get my bad is when I am dead...

I really love it.

Zil

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