Help I want a new addiction

I want to start drinking or smoking. OK I don't really want to start smoking because it stinks but if it didn't .....and the cancer thingy but OK I want to start drinking. People who drink just have so much find in their mind. Right now my brain cells are not having a good time. If I get them drunk they will think they are having a good time therefore I will have a good time.

Dag it, I want an escape. I am tired of stressing and having to worry about things and dealing with them. I want someone else to deal with the stupid stuff. I don't want to have to go buy a drill because I don't know how many watts, volts, mega hertz or whatever to get. Unfortunatley I keep this silly dam smile on my face:) .

Oh :notagree I could go to sleep like some people do. They can just in the bed and sleep for hours at any given time, get up, go back to sleep. That one is safer and you won't eat while you are sleep.

You need a new addiction? Work out!! or scrapbook. Take pictures. Go to a park with a camera and take pictures. You can exercise and take pretty pictures too

Scrapbook ohhhh I can't sit down with that one. hummmmm Drinking is mindless, you have think about what colors and textures go together in a scrapbook.

Ok T....here ya go...How about sex??? we can all become sex addicts...no I guess its not really that funny for those that really are sex addicts Huh? Ok, ummm lets see, well I could let you borrow my herniated disk and you could take advantage of my current vicodin buzz....heeehee.

Don't worry honey it will get better.