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Dear Blog

Dear Blog, (and anyone that reads)

 

Today I woke up and took my levothyroxine with 6oz of water per the usual. I waited my hour and took my protein shake. I nearly threw up. I just am starting to have a hard time with the shakes and think it is more psychosamatic then anything wrong with the shakes.

 

So blog, if you could please have a talk with my mind and body, explain the rules, I would be appreciative because they are not listening to me.

 

Dear Mind and Body,

 

It has become evident that there have been some big changes. Stomach lets start with you. You have officially been married to the entire body. You see that ring around you? That is to remind you how important you are. How important it is for you to feel full, stay full and digest food so that the rest of the body and mind can stay healthy. We apologize as the ring will get tighter until you get to a point that you understand this job completely, once reached we will stop squeezing, promise. Enjoy the liquids and not having to work too hard on digesting, you almost get a little mini vacation. Imagine the warm liquids like the warm sun on you, with the waves rushing by. Relax stomach, things will be better.

 

On to you mind. Poor stomach is trying to accept the new roll that was placed on them and you have to go make it difficult. The protein shakes and meals that stomach needs to help body are neccessary and will help stomach be more helpful to you and body. If you do not allow stomach to take in and digest these elements you will become nothing but a pile of mush and body won't have the energy to even pick up that book and read. Celeste won't be able to let you complete your school work, so stop and enjoy the protein, imagine it's a piece of filet mignion. Thanks.

 

Oh and Body, a few more weeks and you will start feeling and seeing the difference. Put faith in stomach and tell the mind to shut up and all should be good. Now I know you have always had a pretty light gag reflex but you need to get that under control for just a few more weeks. You are doing great. Oh and Body, yes it was normal to get so tired after grocery shopping in a wholesale club, those places are huge. So rest easy you are doing well.

 

Much love,

The Blog that has to listen to all the complaints about you guys not listening!

 

Dear Blog,

 

Thank you for the letter, I can not be sure that the notes will help this system to work together, but I can hope.

 

Love,

C

 

:cursing:

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GonnaBeFit

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That is AWESOME! I love the whole stomach being married to the body now! :cursing:

Cangel76

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Thank you Gonnabefit, I needed to use my creative outlet yesterday.

LoseIt!

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Dude, let me know if that works!! :)

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