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Today's Laugh

S-i-l#1 called today on the pretext of asking me a legal question. "So how much have you lost?" Rather than give JabberJaws more fuel for her gossip machine I just said, "a bit". Hee Hee - it was fun to listen to her squirm:

"...so how much did you weigh at the start?"

* "Too much for my frame"

"...how much do you plan to lose?"

* "Enough to lower my BMI to a normal range."

"Will you ever weigh what you did when I first met you?"

* "Who knows - do you know what you weighed when I met you?"

 

God - One good BM and I turn into such a Bee-Atch!

 

Sidebar - Yes, I'd love to weigh what I did then (140) and it's definately a goal, but is it realistic that I could go from 283 to 140 - Not very likely!:lol:

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S-i-l#1 called today on the pretext of asking me a legal question. "So how much have you lost?" Rather than give JabberJaws more fuel for her gossip machine I just said, "a bit". Hee Hee - it was fun to listen to her squirm:

"...so how much did you weigh at the start?"

* "Too much for my frame"

"...how much do you plan to lose?"

* "Enough to lower my BMI to a normal range."

"Will you ever weigh what you did when I first met you?"

* "Who knows - do you know what you weighed when I met you?"

God - One good BM and I turn into such a Bee-Atch!

Sidebar - Yes, I'd love to weigh what I did then (140) and it's definately a goal, but is it realistic that I could go from 283 to 140 - Not very likely!:)

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