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What are you listening to right now?

I'm listening to Pat Benatar, We Live For Love.

Oh yeah!

:mad2:

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My co workers...

blah...blah...blahhhhhh

The window blinds banging against the glass....not terribly energy efficient non-opening windows in this office building

My co-worker in the next office trying to make an automated voice phone directory system recognize the name she is saying...this is her third attempt at calling the system; there is no option to press a button to get a real operator, and she is speaking louder and louder.......

Shalee - good music choice!

Listening to myself laugh as I mentally picture tap's co-worker.....

"Fred"

"I'm Sorry. I didn't understand. Please repeat the name"

"FRED"

"I'm Sorry. I didn't understand. Please repeat the name"

"Fred"

"I'm Sorry. I didn't understand. Please repeat the name"

"FRED!!"

heehee

Listening to myself laugh as I mentally picture tap's co-worker.....

"Fred"

"I'm Sorry. I didn't understand. Please repeat the name"

"FRED"

"I'm Sorry. I didn't understand. Please repeat the name"

"Fred"

"I'm Sorry. I didn't understand. Please repeat the name"

"FRED!!"

It's worse...

'Susan'

Connecting you with Fred; if incorrect say 'no'.

No. Susan

Connecting you with Elizabeth, if incorrect say 'no'.

No. SUSAN

There is no match. Sorry. Say Operator for assistance

Operator

There is no match. Goodbye...

Absolute silence. No music, no machinery, no traffic, no cat fights....ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Makes me just want to grab another coffee, pick up any of the books I'm reading, and just indulge...

NO NO NO - It's SAturday - things to do. Go.

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It's worse...

'Susan'

Connecting you with Fred; if incorrect say 'no'.

No. Susan

Connecting you with Elizabeth, if incorrect say 'no'.

No. SUSAN

There is no match. Sorry. Say Operator for assistance

Operator

There is no match. Goodbye...

That's funny!! :) Unless your the person its happening to.. reminds me of that little feature on my phone "voice command". Yeah right! The training feature you have to go through doesnt even work! I do speak English.. sheesh!

Absolute silence. No music, no machinery, no traffic, no cat fights....ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Makes me just want to grab another coffee, pick up any of the books I'm reading, and just indulge...

NO NO NO - It's SAturday - things to do. Go.

Whoosh of my fan.

I know, I have so much to do!! I never get any rest.

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My ears are plugged up today, so I'm its like I'm listening in a shell.

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