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Things that make you go hmmm...

Pulled this (yep plagurism I guess) from foxnews today (Wacky Laws):

In West Virginia, anyone who taunts someone who decides not to participate in a duel or who declines to accept a challenge is guilty of a misdemeanor and can be sent to jail for up to six months and fined up to $100.

Okay, Okay...you can take the restraining order back. Dammit there goes my stalker for the month! LOL - Wait I live in Georgia (Whew I'm Safe!)

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I guess you can fire your catapults from buildings, and llamas are allowed above the ground floor. Are couches allowed on the lawn?

Yes you are correct! :wink2:

Oh it is also illegal to carry an icecream cone in your backpocket on Sunday in Georgia. What can I say to that...no witty comeback - it says it all!

Can I fire the catapult at the couch on my neighbor's porch that never returned my borrowed vaccuum?? OMG - hillarious!

Nope, I'm still here.

Damn thought I'd lost you! Got to call the secret service - damned witness protection's gone to hell...

Missed you my naked cheetos eating adult swim watching friend!

FINALLY some good news for pear shaped women!!

no matter how much i lose - the booty will always be there.

Damn! I've always been a dangerous apple, not an elegant pear!

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