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Just ate....

I am a veteran bandster and newbie revision, band to sleeve.

I just ate 15 chickens, 2 hams, 4 potatoes, a steak and some taffy.

Did I mess up my staple line? ;o)

(okay, I had to do this. It was a dare.)

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Butter! Butter! Butter!

(I need to swear a bit. I'm still at work again and my programming isn't going well.)

LOL!!! That made me LOL in real time!

Well, lard is a four-letter word ....

LARD, LARD, LARD!!

(At least I'm home now.)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Welcome to MY house! R&R

Yeah, a few stalkers. But not this time. Just ... something else.

The mod boards were buzzing about me. I thought it was over and done with.

The sleeve, just a very small version of your stomach. Fully functional and a-ok, just small. I LOVE LOVE LOVE it! A much easier journey in my case.

Just curious, how would you know what is going on in the mod boards?????

Me thinks I know what you thinks. :lol:

People talk.

Butter, butter, butter! (I'm not feeling annoyed enough for LARD. I can't check in my changes because the stupid build won't work. I've been waiting since 7pm!)

Cheese cheese cheese lard butter :smile2:

I just ate 20 snickers bars. And 2 kitkats...and some skittles...

you guys all give examples for mushies and real food, but what about the liquid food stage? afterall, the doc said you could drink a lot of your calories, we wouldn't do that, right? any recommedations?

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you guys all give examples for mushies and real food, but what about the liquid food stage? afterall, the doc said you could drink a lot of your calories, we wouldn't do that, right? any recommedations?

Personally I chose ham and taffy for my liquid phase.

Rum is a clear, I added that too. Beer, gotta love the clear beer.

oh, okay, I guess I could grind the ham up and wash it down with a dew? makes sense to me. i wonder about snickers bars, will they do well in the blender? anywho, I guess whatever you do just make sure it is followed by a dew.

mmmmm EVERYTHING is liquid if you blend it DUHHHHHHHH

I blended half a cow :smile2:

snickers does well in a blender...it's called a Blizzard if you add ice cream.

altho i rarely went there, i am sad the DQ here closed. they would have done better with a drive thru.

***for rent*** 2 lightsabres, one red and one blue. perfect for jousting. $100/ hr.

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