I am a veteran bandster and newbie revision, band to sleeve.

I just ate 15 chickens, 2 hams, 4 potatoes, a steak and some taffy.

Did I mess up my staple line? ;o)

(okay, I had to do this. It was a dare.)

Hey miztr... my neighbor might be interested. I showed him your post. He said he'll send you a PM later, as he is busy at work at the Deathstar today. He's a frequent traveler.

Anyway, back on subject:

Thanks all for you fat suggestions and Protein. I did follow up the evening with the two hams (thanks WASa!) and I topped it off by eating an entire cake. I used Butter Flavor Crisco as the frosting.

D-Lishus!!

Hey miztr... my neighbor might be interested. I showed him your post. He said he'll send you a PM later, as he is busy at work at the Deathstar today. He's a frequent traveler.

Anyway, back on subject:

Thanks all for you fat suggestions and Protein. I did follow up the evening with the two hams (thanks WASa!) and I topped it off by eating an entire cake. I used Butter Flavor Crisco as the frosting.

D-Lishus!!

Butter flavored lard is much better. Top with chocolate shavings and M&Ms for decoration.

You have to be careful, the M&Ms kinda slip and slide around in the lard so eat quickly.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lets have some bull testicles and cow penis and uhmmmmmmm cow tongue and drink some pepsi and mix it with chocolate and make shish ka bob

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lets have some bull testicles and cow penis and uhmmmmmmm cow tongue and drink some pepsi and mix it with chocolate and make shish ka bob

Froggi, you're starting to make me more than a little nervous! *slowly starts backing towards door*

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lets have some bull testicles and cow penis and uhmmmmmmm cow tongue and drink some pepsi and mix it with chocolate and make shish ka bob

EWW, bad Froggi!!!

tyvm for the sleeve explanation, Ms. Wasa. Is that instead of a band or in addition to?

EWW, bad Froggi!!!

tyvm for the sleeve explanation, Ms. Wasa. Is that instead of a band or in addition to?

Instead of a band. I had my band removed and got a sleeve.

My stomach is the size of a short cigar now, eventually it will be the size of a small banana.

No Ghrelin... means NO hunger feeling at all for anywhere from two years to forever. I will not experience hunger.

Lowest complications long term than bands, sleeves, or bypass.

Better and faster weight loss than banding, 5 year stats are pretty close to bypass but just not as fast.

No sliming or getting stuck due to restriction.

No aftercare!!!!! NONE!

Best thing I ever did.

mmmm just had me some whiskey mixed with some chocolate chips and gravy all on top of a bucket full of mashed taters with raw beef (mmm protein)

mmmm just had me some whiskey mixed with some chocolate chips and gravy all on top of a bucket full of mashed taters with raw beef (mmm protein)

What??? No frog legs? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What??? No frog legs? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nah, frog legs have a tendency to come back up on you!

Instead of a band. I had my band removed and got a sleeve.

My stomach is the size of a short cigar now, eventually it will be the size of a small banana.

No Ghrelin... means NO hunger feeling at all for anywhere from two years to forever. I will not experience hunger.

Lowest complications long term than bands, sleeves, or bypass.

Better and faster weight loss than banding, 5 year stats are pretty close to bypass but just not as fast.

No sliming or getting stuck due to restriction.

No aftercare!!!!! NONE! Best thing I ever did.

Very interesting; thanks for the info! I'm sure you're now wishing you had DS tho, huh?!? You could clear malls, stores, movie theaters, etc. Poor you!

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Very interesting; thanks for the info! I'm sure you're now wishing you had DS tho, huh?!? You could clear malls, stores, movie theaters, etc. Poor you!

Each and every time a sale hits at Dillards I KICK myself for not getting DS! I sooo want to stink up the place.

Yes, sleeves are an interesting procedure. I wasn't ready for it when I was banded, I wanted reversible. Thing is, your perspective changes at goal, you'd give your right arm and stinky DS farts for permanent. I feel very confident that I have permanent now.

I just ate a pack of pumpkin seeds. Will I grow baby pumpkins in my pouch?

I just ate a pack of pumpkin seeds. Will I grow baby pumpkins in my pouch?

Absolutely! I bet it will dialte your pouch as well. SO drink some meat tenderizer to stop it! :thumbup:

When I was growing up, my neighbor ate a watermelon and grew a baby in her tummy!

Well, that's what she tried to tell me anyway.

mmmm pumpkin