BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I don't know why these threads make me giggle like a 6 year old calling someone poopyhead but damn, I can't resist!

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There is a little history here. DS is a WLS type, it is kinda like extreme malabsorption and it makes your poop and farts so bad people could faint. I mean it's HORRIBLE! This is something DSers battle all the time. It's so bad if they fart the stench clings to their clothing. Others complain openly in public restrooms. I'm telling you, it's extreme. They are forever having to keep Fabreeze and specialized products with them 24/7. One bariatric surgeon was telling another person about a patient where he was removing her gallbladder. She farted while under anesthesia and they were gagging in the OR and since it was the middle of surgery, he couldn't leave the room. The gallbladder patient had DS.

He went on to say that if a DSer farted in an elevator, when the doors opened people wouldn't be rushing out of the elevator, they'd be dead.

There are WLS type wars on OH all the time. Bandsters tease DSers for stinking and they tease us for barfing. They are forever insisting they don't stink yet they keep companies like this in productive business! HA

This thread just cracked me up, I've been laughing since I read it. I just can't imagine my husband wanting me to buy EXTREME odor eaters for the bathroom and clothing. I can't fathom this conversation in my home!

It's not funny that DS patients stink so bad, it's not. But if you saw the horrific things they say about us, referring to our bands as laugh-bands, choke chains, if you saw how they degrade and insult banded people for being banded, maybe you would understand my childish laughter going on right now.

If DS patients eat carbs that is when it is apparently the worst. One piece of cake and they get instant gas and clear a building. Yeah, I'll take my choke chain any 'ol day over farts that are lethal and a stench following me each place I go.

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dollar general is awesome about that kind of stuff

Am I the only one that just uses a mild soap?

My general rule for soaps: The harsher, the better. I'm thinking of switching to Lava (or is this reference male specific).

Loreal makes a great eye make-up remover. They are owned by Lancome (I've heard anyway) and it's the same stuff just way cheaper! It lasts forever and conditions and all that too!

~C

My general rule for soaps: The harsher, the better. I'm thinking of switching to Lava (or is this reference male specific).

That's funny!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway I'm not in the business of squirting soap in my eyes. That's just me I guess. :smile:

I use neutrogena makeup remover pads.

I use the Neutrogena microderm cleansing pads. Each pad has two sides to it, one side scrubs and exfoliates while cleansing and the other is a smooth conditioning texture. They work really good. I'd recommend them. Is this the same as yours or different?

Yep, that is what I am using too. I love them, they work great.

I stopped using all those specialised eye creams more than twenty years ago, when I discovered (from my theatre studies as an English/Drama teacher) that plain old cold cream worked better than anything and was much better for my skin. For the last 20 odd years, I have used Nivea's Coenzyme Q10 Day Cream to remove eye makeup. It's cheap, it doesn't take much, and it works better than any of the various "cleaners" I've tried on occasions throughout the years. I just put a small dab under my eye, rub it around the entire eye socket, then take the excess off with a tissue - moisturiser and cleanser, all in one and look Ma, no wrinkles (I'm 45)! :redface:

soooo stinky poop lol

Fanny As: That's a great tip. I'm gonna look for it at Walgreen's. Your eyes look terrific.

sorry, i somehow missed the fact that you have your band although it's in a drawer.

i dont think Alex meant for life after lap band support to mean trashing the band. im so glad that DS worked for you and you arent stinky, YAY!! sunshine and rainbows.

maybe, Alex can create a i still have my band but its in a drawer somewhere forum...

LOL! Great idea about the forum!!

Might I just point out that I agree with what a previous poster said about OH...while I do go there and read posts, I feel it is much more negative than LBT. I also feel there is a lot of juvenile shit that goes on there and that I have stepped back in time to high school. Seriously, these people get all up in arms about each other on the rants and raves boards there. Come on people...this is the INTERNET for crying out loud. Surely you must have something better to do than dog people you don't even know in "real life"? Can you not find ANYTHING better to do with your time?

Sorry, had to get that off my chest!

OH is just set up so weird. I love the way this board is set up. I have to be pretty bored to go there. When I have extra time, I can just go to new posts here.

Over there, there is no organization.

yeah OH is very confusing I get lost trying to find stuff

Mostly the poop posts :embaressed_smile: LOL

Heh... Pepto Bismol for stinky farts. Helps 95% of the time! OMG!

smelly gas remedy

what you dump it in the toilet? LOL