BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I don't know why these threads make me giggle like a 6 year old calling someone poopyhead but damn, I can't resist!

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There is a little history here. DS is a WLS type, it is kinda like extreme malabsorption and it makes your poop and farts so bad people could faint. I mean it's HORRIBLE! This is something DSers battle all the time. It's so bad if they fart the stench clings to their clothing. Others complain openly in public restrooms. I'm telling you, it's extreme. They are forever having to keep Fabreeze and specialized products with them 24/7. One bariatric surgeon was telling another person about a patient where he was removing her gallbladder. She farted while under anesthesia and they were gagging in the OR and since it was the middle of surgery, he couldn't leave the room. The gallbladder patient had DS.

He went on to say that if a DSer farted in an elevator, when the doors opened people wouldn't be rushing out of the elevator, they'd be dead.

There are WLS type wars on OH all the time. Bandsters tease DSers for stinking and they tease us for barfing. They are forever insisting they don't stink yet they keep companies like this in productive business! HA

This thread just cracked me up, I've been laughing since I read it. I just can't imagine my husband wanting me to buy EXTREME odor eaters for the bathroom and clothing. I can't fathom this conversation in my home!

It's not funny that DS patients stink so bad, it's not. But if you saw the horrific things they say about us, referring to our bands as laugh-bands, choke chains, if you saw how they degrade and insult banded people for being banded, maybe you would understand my childish laughter going on right now.

If DS patients eat carbs that is when it is apparently the worst. One piece of cake and they get instant gas and clear a building. Yeah, I'll take my choke chain any 'ol day over farts that are lethal and a stench following me each place I go.

A great way to get some space between you and the other people at a movie!

A great way to pay someone in an elevator back when they've been bad mouthing someone in the office. You let loose just before you walk out the door and leave them in your wake.

You know how in the summer when you are outside at a picnic and the bugs are annoying you? Gnats flying around? Just fart and even the bugs won't come around.

Of course, neither will your picnic mates.

Talk about innappropriate, when I was a kid someone told me what a fink was. They said a fink is someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubble. Geez! For a while I actually believed them.

I guess it would be one way to clear out a hot tub.

um, sorry if that was too gross. It was a kid thing. You know how gross kids can be... I'm just the messenger. :thumbup:

Keeping janitors in business.

That's funny!

Getting out of a ticket when you get pulled over.

Aww damn - I so could've used a DS a couple months ago when I uh got caught going um 78 in a 55!

O'course I'm pre-banded so I could always change my mind! I'm always saying i wanna lose weight to get laid again before I die - I'm thinking charcoal suppositories (sp) would really get the good menzzz!

After having had 2 telemarketer calls back-to-back, I'd like to get a DS to fart into an envelope and send. I'm sure it would stay rank through a mailing!

Edited July 2, 200818 yr by SickNTired

Toilet paper companies make more money

And plumbers...remember the backed up plumbing thread LOL

After having had 2 telemarketer calls back-to-back, I'd like to get a DS to fart into an envelope and send.

Ha! You made me literally laugh out loud when I read this! Just the mental picture of the logistics of farting into an envelope cracked me up...

Ha! You made me literally laugh out loud when I read this! Just the mental picture of the logistics of farting into an envelope cracked me up...

Why ty, tyvm! <bowing>

I envision the FedEx tyvex envelopes holding a big o'green one! Maybe I'd be nice and UPS two-day some charcoal for the office the next day. Yea, I'm a giver!

What a turn on. Black ooze seeping from your mate's backside. Be still my heart.

Aww damn - I so could've used a DS a couple months ago when I uh got caught going um 78 in a 55! :thumbup:

O'course I'm pre-banded so I could always change my mind! I'm always saying i wanna lose weight to get laid again before I die - I'm thinking charcoal suppositories (sp) would really get the good menzzz!

After having had 2 telemarketer calls back-to-back, I'd like to get a DS to fart into an envelope and send. I'm sure it would stay rank through a mailing!

In one of those links posted in this thread there was a story about a girl who did get caught speeding, right after she farted in her car. She wrote of how embarrassed she was.

I kinda feel sorry for the policeman. :)/

Why ty, tyvm! <bowing> :thumbup:

I envision the FedEx tyvex envelopes holding a big o'green one! Maybe I'd be nice and UPS two-day some charcoal for the office the next day. Yea, I'm a giver!

Not to kill off the Fedex man, who, after all is just the messenger, you might need to wrap that envelope with farts in it with a lot of perfumed paper (or sweet spots or whatever that product the DS people use to kill the stench in their bathrooms.)

This thread is killin me. I can't laugh...port pain is still there, but if I hold my tummy I can giggle at all this....

Edited July 3, 200818 yr by strikeuptheband

Not to kill off the Fedex man, who, after all is just the messenger, you might need to wrap that envelope with farts in it with a lot of perfumed paper (or sweet spots or whatever that product the DS people use to kill the stench in their bathrooms.)

This thread is killin me. I can't laugh...port pain is still there, but if I hold my tummy I can giggle at all this....:thumbup:

What I can't believe is that a thread about farts and poops is 20 pages long! HA!

I wrote in the opening post that I felt like a child writing this but it is pretty darn funny. ;o)

I think we need more examples of how DS farts are beneficial to the person or society. Never know, we might have future DSers reading. ;o))))