BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I don't know why these threads make me giggle like a 6 year old calling someone poopyhead but damn, I can't resist!

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There is a little history here. DS is a WLS type, it is kinda like extreme malabsorption and it makes your poop and farts so bad people could faint. I mean it's HORRIBLE! This is something DSers battle all the time. It's so bad if they fart the stench clings to their clothing. Others complain openly in public restrooms. I'm telling you, it's extreme. They are forever having to keep Fabreeze and specialized products with them 24/7. One bariatric surgeon was telling another person about a patient where he was removing her gallbladder. She farted while under anesthesia and they were gagging in the OR and since it was the middle of surgery, he couldn't leave the room. The gallbladder patient had DS.

He went on to say that if a DSer farted in an elevator, when the doors opened people wouldn't be rushing out of the elevator, they'd be dead.

There are WLS type wars on OH all the time. Bandsters tease DSers for stinking and they tease us for barfing. They are forever insisting they don't stink yet they keep companies like this in productive business! HA

This thread just cracked me up, I've been laughing since I read it. I just can't imagine my husband wanting me to buy EXTREME odor eaters for the bathroom and clothing. I can't fathom this conversation in my home!

It's not funny that DS patients stink so bad, it's not. But if you saw the horrific things they say about us, referring to our bands as laugh-bands, choke chains, if you saw how they degrade and insult banded people for being banded, maybe you would understand my childish laughter going on right now.

If DS patients eat carbs that is when it is apparently the worst. One piece of cake and they get instant gas and clear a building. Yeah, I'll take my choke chain any 'ol day over farts that are lethal and a stench following me each place I go.

Feel sorry for the police officer, huh?

An acquaintance of mine who had a surgery that left her with the dumping syndrome drove home one day (out in the country, 20 minutes from town) and her big ice cream sundae dessert for lunch kicked in. She had no choice, she pooped her pants. Said it was pure-de-awful and knew it was all over the car seat under her. She was so anxious to get home and so preoccupied that she didn't see the little highway patrol man on the side of the road holding the radar gun.

Yep. She was speeding. He pulled her over. She started crying and almost refused to roll down the window. When she did, he just tapped the side of her car and told her to get on home. Insult to injury, huh? :thumbup:

bless her heart - how mortifying!

You know the funniest part of the story was that, get ready... she said it went all the way down into her shoes. I didn't have the nerve to ask if she was able to save them. To make matters worse, she was in her office attire.

Bless her heart is right. Guess it's a good lesson for all of us: leave them hot fudge sundaes alone.

omg that's horrible

I forgot to tell y'all that I saw an advertisement in the Skymall magazine on my flight for some liquid that covered up smells! Naturally, I thought of LBT and this thread!!! Considering I was stuck on the plane for 6 hours, I needed a good laugh!

I forgot to tell y'all that I saw an advertisement in the Skymall magazine on my flight for some liquid that covered up smells! Naturally, I thought of LBT and this thread!!! Considering I was stuck on the plane for 6 hours, I needed a good laugh!

There have been a few times I see some advertisement to cover up stinky and I think of this thread. I found another treasure on the OH DS board, I should have posted it. I'll try to find it. ;o)

Anyone wanna see a surgery war? This one will likely end up being just that. We'll see, but in the meantime a future DSer justifies the smell:

Scheduled for Lap-Band over RNY Revision! Now I have Q's!

People... I guess it really does take all kinds.

WTH is she still so big? If DS is so faboo, shouldn't she be a twig? Your doggy, btw, is so cute!

Did you get an LBT email from me??

Edited July 13, 200818 yr by SickNTired

WTH is she still fat? If DS is so faboo, shouldn't she be a twig? Your doggy, btw, is so cute!

Did you get an LBT email from me??

Thanks, my little baby Shih Tzu is pretty darn cute!

I'll check my email tonight!!

I thought the same thing, she looks large-ish. Maybe she hasn't had surgery yet? That's why I asked her if she had her DS yet.

What I don't get is why anyone cares what WLS someone else is having. One of my gf's had RNY years ago but is completely supportive of my decision to get LB. Of course, she might not be as supportive if I was going to have continual green paint peelers!!!

I'm showing my newbie-ness. That was my first email so I wasn't sure if it was delivered to your personal email like notifications for new posts.

What I can't believe is that a thread about farts and poops is 20 pages long! HA!

I wrote in the opening post that I felt like a child writing this but it is pretty darn funny. ;o)

I think we need more examples of how DS farts are beneficial to the person or society. Never know, we might have future DSers reading. ;o))))

Well hey, we are looking for better fuel alternatives...

Feel sorry for the police officer, huh?

An acquaintance of mine who had a surgery that left her with the dumping syndrome drove home one day (out in the country, 20 minutes from town) and her big ice cream sundae dessert for lunch kicked in. She had no choice, she pooped her pants. Said it was pure-de-awful and knew it was all over the car seat under her. She was so anxious to get home and so preoccupied that she didn't see the little highway patrol man on the side of the road holding the radar gun.

Yep. She was speeding. He pulled her over. She started crying and almost refused to roll down the window. When she did, he just tapped the side of her car and told her to get on home. Insult to injury, huh? :biggrin:

So this one actually did get someone out of a ticket... hmmm.

Edited July 13, 200818 yr by LilMissDiva

So...umm....WAY TMI!! Be forewarned!!

questions about Flagyl!

Important Poop Question from a Post Op...Help.

So...umm....WAY TMI!! Be forewarned!!

questions about Flagyl!

Important Poop Question from a Post Op...Help.

Yep, the 3rd one is the little gem I found the other day that I was referring to.

I can't believe they take vet meds for stink. Sheesh....

The potential surgery war thread, check it out:

Scheduled for Lap-Band over RNY Revision! Now I have Q's!

Important Poop Question from a Post Op...Help.

Yellow poo!?! OMG WTH? Ewwwww

Crazeru: "I found that Protein bars with malitol as the 3rd or 4th item on the list, was bad, gas and explosive diarrhea." Again, eww...I can't imagine doing that at work!!

"I had a little orange slick from the mayo from my tuna salad, but didn't bother me." <thunk> I just fainted.

Edited July 13, 200818 yr by SickNTired
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Lololololol :party: