Do you ever wonder where some screen names come from?

For example, I always think Vinesqueen has one of those cool gardens with a fragrant, beautiful garden with green vines crawling along the house.

I picture Darcy with a little white nurse's hat.

And I imagine Jammin&loosen doing aerobics till her loose pants fall off so all her clothes must have loosened up since she's jammin and loosen.

I still can't figure out why Kelly moos!

DeLarla was a name a crush gave me years back. He was this darling bartender where I often caused a little weekend "DeLarla" bad girl trouble. One night he looked at me with his baby blues and said, "your Mamma named you wrong, you aren't a Lisa, you're a DeLarla." Everyone called me DeLarla since then, but only when I'm being bad (being fun, that is!)

My stripper name would be Sammy Semper. Cute!

I want to publicly apologize to Jamie for pointing out that her name was spelled wrong. That was stupid and judgmental of me. I'm not perfect, and I make typos all the time. I'm ashamed, so Jamie, I am really, really sorry. Friends?

you are so easily forgiven here, DeLarla. I'm sure Jammin Jamie will post soon and make you feel silly for being ashamed, and as soon as she does, you have to promise to let it go. OMG if only I could take back some things...we all feel that way

My stripper name would be Jenny Kenny. Or Sissy Kenny. My DH would like something like Conchita Bonita, since he likes that spanish "Caliente" show and big ethnic (spanish or black, he's not picky) butts. He has his trashy side. Thank GOD he likes big butts, cuz this Band I'm getting will help with every part of me but that. I could weigh 110lbs and still have a big butt.

First pet and mother's maiden name...

that would be Cookie Bourgeois for me.

Thanks Kim. Paula, I want your stripper name! That's a great one. Hey, Jamin Jamie is a cool name too! People should come to LBT to name their babies.

Paula that's so funny! I'd be Moggy Magner and hubby'd be Brutus O'Boyle....

Bright, that sounds like a couple of geniune gangster names... LOL!

(And just for fun, his nametag said that his middle initial was NMI, as in "no middle initial.")

And this was at an institute for higher learning... PRINCETON no less!! lol

**shakes her head in disbelief**

LOL

I get lots of reply emails at work addressing me by my last name as though it's my first - even though me SIG line is first/last, just like everyone else's, AND my email address is first/last, just like everyone else's in the company... I'm so tired of typing: "FYI - my name is Donali." lol Sometimes I just want write them back and address them throughout the email by their last name...

"Hi Smith -

Thank you for your response."

My momma calls me "kimber-lilly"--my name is Kimberly

Hi,

My story is not so exciting. My name is Barbara Anne like the Beach Boys song. Unfortunately, its a popular name and people were confusing me with other Barbara's on multiple boards. So I adopted Babs in TX. I accidently got bumped off this board and couldnt figure out how to get my old screen name back. So hence I am now known as "BabsyinTX. Other than the internet, no one actually calls me Babs!!

Babs in TX

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6/23/03

WOO HOO!!! Leatha!!! you go girl!!!

Stripper name would be: Mata Hoffman. That really does not sound right. Mata's OK, but Hoffman?

nancy

My name reflects that I am knee deep in flowers all day. I am a floral photographer.

Great stories everyone!

My husband had an aunt named Dora Rhoda Hollar. She married Harold Dick. You do the math. And I'm not even lying.

LOL!!!! My stripper name would be Buffy Boo Watson!!!!