Its always been such a satisfying experience. Especially those hard ones that don't even require a wipe. I guess I should resign myself to little ones now.

Small price to pay, I guess in the big picture.

Why resign? Big ones may still come your way...

Edited January 10, 20206 yr by GreenTealael

Believe me they will get bigger lol

I can dream! You know, when you get to a certain age, you start to appreciate the simple things in life. Beautiful sunsets, the birds singing in the trees outside your window, warm happy puppies, the sweet dulcet tones of Rush Limbaugh, big shits, accurate firearms, and waking in the morning realizing you are , in fact, still above ground. For this I am thankful. If the good lord sees fit to continue the foot long shits, life will be perfect.

I'm a bad, bad man. I think the picture of a man pretending to take a huge **** (but NOT actually performing said act) is inappropriate.

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• Obscenity, pornography and profanity. The following are examples of unacceptable content in photos:
  • nudity
• Posts that contain derogatory references to sex, gender, ethnicity, religion, or sexual orientation, or endorsement of violence against any person or group, even if couched in humor.
• Don’t break the law

Little ones? Try getting a little dehydrated and eat too much cheese and steak. You’ll wrap a blanket around it and name it!

I'd love to see that!

This is probably my last post. The moderator put me on double-secret internet probation. I just got back, and I fear my salty language is going to get me a permanent kick in the taint. I just gotta be me, but I tend to melt a lot of snowflakes. Surgery postponed until this Wednesday because blood sugar too high. I'd ask for advice, but I'm about to get banned for life.

Yep small little poops now