So today I was sitting around proctoring while my students took an exam, naturally it was very quiet EXCEPT for my stomach that was making loud inhuman noises randomly throughout the whole session. I kept hoping no one would hear them because we are in a good sized lecture hall or that if anyone could hear them that they would just think I was very hungry and not that I had to go to the bathroom or anything lol

Anyone have a similar experience or want to share the self-humality with a story of their own?

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No. I can't beat that. I'm thinking maybe no one can!

But maybe cuz it's cause you said "proctor" in connection to gurgly gas sounds? bahahahaha ?

Enraptured, entralled, entranced

post coitus my lover layed his head on my chest in search of haven

to hear

sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk

My esophagus clearly was the third (audibly unwelcomed) member of that brief alliance.

Edited December 8, 20187 yr by GreenTealael

Just my icky hiccup/burp noises. I think the fellow members of my teaching team are used to it, but I still think they’re gross

I was about 1 month out from surgery and had to make a trip out of state for a family obligation. While visiting, I had lunch with my former neighbors and very good friends. We went to my favorite Chinese restaurant. I enjoyed my egg drop soup and had a few bites of cashew chicken. *I was on soft regular food by then.

Well, I guess something did not agree with my sleeve. I started foaming and sliming all over the place. I tried to walk it off. Hell, I even had my friend pound my back like some overgrown toddler needing to burp. I thought I was going to vomit, so went into the bathroom where all of a sudden I felt better. So, I went back to visit with my friends and mid-sentence, a mouthful of foam just appeared.

I was mortified. My friends were shocked.

No. I can't beat that. I'm thinking maybe no one can!
But maybe cuz it's cause you said "proctor" in connection to gurgly gas sounds? bahahahaha ?

I'm embarrassed to admit (not really), I can't figure out the joke?

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Enraptured, entralled, entranced
post coitus my lover layed his head on my chest in search of haven
to hear
sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk
My esophagus clearly was the third (audibly unwelcomed) member of that brief alliance.

Lol. At least it was someone you were hopefully close enough too where they understood why your stomach was making those noises. I wasnt about to explain to a lecture hall full of students that I had surgery and my stomach wasnt making those noises because I had to sh*t

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I was about 1 month out from surgery and had to make a trip out of state for a family obligation. While visiting, I had lunch with my former neighbors and very good friends. We went to my favorite Chinese restaurant. I enjoyed my egg drop soup and had a few bites of cashew chicken. *I was on soft regular food by then.
Well, I guess something did not agree with my sleeve. I started foaming and sliming all over the place. I tried to walk it off. Hell, I even had my friend pound my back like some overgrown toddler needing to burp. I thought I was going to vomit, so went into the bathroom where all of a sudden I felt better. So, I went back to visit with my friends and mid-sentence, a mouthful of foam just appeared.
I was mortified. My friends were shocked.

Sounds traumatic!

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Also can anyone explain to me why my phone isnt letting me know that people have responded to my post??

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12 hours ago, Oct517 said:

Lol. At least it was someone you were hopefully close enough too where they understood why your stomach was making those noises. I wasnt about to explain to a lecture hall full of students that I had surgery and my stomach wasnt making those noises because I had to sh*t

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Lol

I'm sure this was part of our inevitable downfall...

Lol
I'm sure this was part of our inevitable downfall...

Lol
Ex lover's friend: "Why did you break up with her?"
Ex lover: "I just couldn't take the noises her stomach made after sex"
Legit reason

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10 minutes ago, Oct517 said:

Lol
Ex lover's friend: "Why did you break up with her?"
Ex lover: "I just couldn't take the noises her stomach made after sex"
Legit reason

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Now I'm going to cry where no one can hear me, in the shower while washing my hair...

I never considered someone discussing it... With friends

Oh the, cards against, humanity

Now I'm going to cry where no one can hear me, in the shower while washing my hair...
I never considered someone discussing it... With friends
Oh the, cards against, humanity

Lol! Everybody talks..

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15 hours ago, Oct517 said:

I'm embarrassed to admit (not really), I can't figure out the joke?

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Proctor - or even shorter..."procto" and then in relation to gas. Not nearly as funny when explained, but I heart nose and potty humor so I was easily amused by it.

58 minutes ago, FluffyChix said:

Proctor - or even shorter..."procto" and then in relation to gas. Not nearly as funny when explained, but I heart nose and potty humor so I was easily amused by it.

Ah, I get it now. I had to google what "procto" meant cause I had never heard it before