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Bitchy grammar rant

LOSE........what we hope happens to our fat. We want to lose it.

LOOSE.....how our clothes fit after we LOSE some weight. My pants are loose. The neighbor's dog is loose. The only way I could loose fat, is if I thew a can of Crisco out the door...and I'm guessing it would still be pretty contained as it isn't very ambulatory.

I know...I know...spelling isn't an indication of intelligence. It's not a big deal. We all make a million spelling errors. Myself included.

Just ranting.

Lose....when something is gone.

Loose...your butt with diarrhea.

Lose....when you don't win.

Loose...when you're friendlier in the sack than you oughtta be.

Lose....your car keys.

Loose....your kid's baby teeth.

I'm sorry. Thank you. I feel better.

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    Ich helfe gern:)

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    On 3/22/2018 at 9:27 PM, Creekimp13 said:

    Danny...psst! (waste).

    dragging myself away from keyboard......

    Must....not...succumb....to red-penning the internets!

    Haha I think it was on purpose ;-)

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    On 3/22/2018 at 9:27 PM, Creekimp13 said:

    Danny...psst! (waste).

    I no that.....

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    I tend to agree with you about the use of correct grammar, but in looking thru the posts, topics, and general conversation around here I would say that proper spelling is the least of our concerns. Our state of mental health and reasoning seems to be a much larger problem.

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    LOL Oh Lort! Last time we had one of the Lose/Loose Rants it turned into a complete shambolic bust-up that was very entertaining. So I'm gonna put my butt in this chair with my loose-ass pants and enjoy the really big shew!!! [emoji3] [emoji38]
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    Lol no comment

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    The show has come and gone. I don't think reruns are as interesting as the first time it airs.
    I had no idea I was being unoriginal. Poop!
    *hangs head...does the walk of shame*

    It was a complete sh!t storm...Lol i am the owner of the original post and I made fluffy very angry because I didn't post it in the rants and rave section like you...I posted it in the wrong place and it completely backfired on me Lol! The grammar kills me too but I just smile and wave and pretend everything's okay haha. That post was removed I believe.. it got crazy.[emoji15]

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    1 minute ago, soready17 said:


    It was a complete sh!t storm...Lol i am the owner of the original post and I made fluffy very angry because I didn't post it in the rants and rave section like you...I posted it in the wrong place and it completely backfired on me Lol! The grammar kills me too but I just smile and wave and pretend everything's okay haha. That post was removed I believe.. it got crazy.

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    Well, I hope you love me as much as I love you now? So maybe it all had a happy ending? :D :395_shaved_ice::257_dromedary_camel::780_sparkling_heart:

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    1 minute ago, soready17 said:


    Yes it's fine lol we all have our moments. Boy I didn't know what I got myself into...Lol

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    Me either! BAhahahahahahahaha! Worse, I don't want to rehash it here, but I don't even remember what it was fully about. Damn short term memory chemo brain! ROFLMAO. Everyday is a brand spankin' new day! LOL.

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    Me either! BAhahahahahahahaha! Worse, I don't want to rehash it here, but I don't even remember what it was fully about. Damn short term memory chemo brain! ROFLMAO. Everyday is a brand spankin' new day! LOL.

    It was pretty much exactly what creekimp posted lol but got so much drama because I made a mistake and posted it in the general forum... wheww

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    3 minutes ago, soready17 said:


    It was pretty much exactly what creekimp posted lol but got so much drama because I made a mistake and posted it in the general forum... wheww

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    Hahahaha, well when in doubt, I blame hanger.

    What? Your food's not ready on time? I'M HANGRY DAMMIT!

    The laundry and house aren't done and picked up? IT'S THE HANGER! I CANNNNN'TTTTT!

    LOL...

    Well at any rate, I'm sorry for being a ******!

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    Hahahaha, well when in doubt, I blame hanger.
    What? Your food's not ready on time? I'M HANGRY DAMMIT!
    The laundry and house aren't done and picked up? IT'S THE HANGER! I CANNNNN'TTTTT!
    LOL...
    Well at any rate, I'm sorry for being a ******!

    I was a a bit bit@y too so sorry as well lol

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