If you lost your a** post surgery, well they finally have underwear for you:

Men’s Super Padded Butt-Enhancer Underwear

https://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-mens-super-padded-butt-enhancer-underwear-4?p=1&utm_source=channel_goods_im&utm_medium=email&division=oklahoma-city&user=de20c785d82f228c480623a8a148f758f1b45d789dbdc30d134e05232fa5efe4&date=20160413&uu=4cec5eb0-278e-11e2-b88f-00259069d5fe&s=body&c=button&d=Goods-PN-Hero&utm_campaign=1caef524-73fc-492e-8e78-ec1525453f18_0_20160413

It's falsies for your jeans.

Reminds me of a joke. A university of Texas guy was at the beach, and noticed this guy from OU was getting all the girls. He asked what his secret was. The OU guy told him "wear a tight bathing suit, but put a potato in it." The next day the OU guy goes to the beach and hears cry's of horror and disgust, so he looks and yells to the Texas guy, "Put the potato in front you idiot."

@@OKCPirate I wait for you photo of you modeling your pair of underwear!!! LOL Nice joke about the potato!!!

Even better, they have ass implants now. Yes, for guys.

Edited April 13, 201610 yr by Proud2BMe

oh no, Pirate. don't make me laugh out loud at work!

OMG that is funny.. so now they have falsie butts for men..

OMG that is funny.. so now they have falsie butts for men..

Not sure if I'd refer to them as "men".

Now....if a dude had 1/2 his arse ripped off by a grizzly bear....then sure....go right ahead and roll with the padded gear......but outside of that.......hell, what do I know ?

Funny damn post, OKC !!!!

Dammit Dub, you basically took the words right out of my mouth. As a long time sufferer of white-man-assitis, I have long ago learned to accept the lack of @ss.

HOWEVER; have any of you guys noticed that your tailbone sometimes feels as though it trying to poke through your backside? I bet these would take care of that!

Maybe they should also market the "bro" or "manzere" (Seinfeld reference) for man-boobs, post WLS.

Dammit Dub, you basically took the words right out of my mouth. As a long time sufferer of white-man-assitis, I have long ago learned to accept the lack of @ss.

HOWEVER; have any of you guys noticed that your tailbone sometimes feels as though it trying to poke through your backside? I bet these would take care of that!

We call it "Noassatall" Syndrome.

That's great I wear body shapers all the time

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My ass is just gone. I'm not even sure what to call what I have back there now.

Maybe I'm just an unsympathetic arsehole.......seeing as I'm still rolling along with ample arse.

I'll weight in later once I'm done losing.

I be all about some metro-wear then.

Until then I'll continue to LMMFAO.