Whoever keeps posting their link on the thread for singles for penis enlargements, please stop. We are mostly women who don't give a hoot about the size of one's penis

It's 30lbs for one inch in length (supposedly), but I'm not completely convinced.

From my, uhhhhh, "experience" I can fairly definitively say there is not consistent correlation to fatness of the fingers or width of the feet having any positive relationship to the girth of the penis. Nor has my experince been that hands from palm to tip of middle finger equals the length, nor (sadly) has shoe size, nor nose size told me anything about what I found when I unzipped the package...

I have skipped this thread over for far too long!

My BFF is a urologist, a gay male urologist and unfortunately he concurred that my experience is likely the reality. Wouldn't it be *kind* of nice to be able to look at feet or hands or noses and know that you were going to be faced with a well-endowed member? I mean, men can see (for the most part) what we have to offer in the boob department.

Of course, that doesn't account for the motion of the ocean or the wiggling of the pole theory. Though I do agree with this to a point, I have unwrapped a penis or two in my day that no matter how skilled of a partner he was, it just wasn't going to do a thing for me Those are the men who need to become PhD's in Oral Gynecology.

laura, your last sentence was pretty apropos considering we're on a penis thread.

And Faithmd, I didn't know there was such a thing as an oral gyno. What a concept! Would take a lot of the stress out of having to put up with that freakin' stainless steel shoe horn doo-dad. :nervous

Mr. Yo, how much more weight do you think you can stand to lose? Things could get a little, shall we say, cumbersome.

Now when I was younger the saying was, "It's not the length and it's not the size, it's how many times you can make it rise."

Now it's, "Hurry up."

Well this is pretty interesting....lol. I stopped here because I saw there were a good bit of post. Well now I see why...lol. I don't agree with the shoe size thing.

lisah you and the girls need to try to be happy whatcha got. When you get to be my age, they don't always show up with those bad boys! :faint:

OK, how do I say this delicately? One of my worst lovers had a "bad boy". DH is more moderatly endowed, and I've been happy with him for 15 years now...

LOL! I won't be delicate :heh:

The largest guy I had was about 11 inches long and you couldn't get your hand around it. He was the second worst lover I ever had. :faint: The worst one was a man who was 6'9" or 6'10" tall, he wore size 22 shoes, he had hands that could easily palm a basketball with nice long, thick fingers. His nose was a nice big, aqualine nose. I thought I'd be in heaven...:clap2:

Well, I remember once saying "Is it in yet?":( as he was grunting in the midst of his "O" I guess it was...oops! That relationship didn't last much longer...:bored

faithm: OMG. :faint:

BJean: What can I say? Sometimes I share too much! I'm sort of an open book.

this is so funny.....glad i found this thread ha!

i have a theory...guys who have great BIG ones....think their size can carry them the whole way. some of my worst were these guys.:notagree

one of the best ones i had was a VERY small guy. he was so sensual and attentive....:clap2:

so i agree with you guys about size...

Wow! I'm totally blown away by you ladies' revelations, and beginning to wonder if it's too late to re-think my "good Catholic girl" upbringing! I may have missed the boat on this one (penis comparison test).

faithm: Oh no, no, no... the OMG was strictly with an approving tone. Keep 'em coming. (pun intended.)

I had an experience once, actually pretty much against my will, with an Arab who had the smallest small head that I'd ever known. Eeensy-weensy, I'm telling you. But when he got cranked up, he knew how to use it. Amazing. Just amazing.

if i's true about the size of their "you-know-what" getting bigger after lapband....i'm going to search the website for a date ha!!!

carlene....i'm sure the nuns in my grade school would be aghast too...or would they? :decision: ha

Carlene: Blown away? Sure, sure, you're a good Catholic girl. Right.

O.K ladies enough about size.........Another cool thing about dropping the pounds is, You get increased LIBIDO !