Whoever keeps posting their link on the thread for singles for penis enlargements, please stop. We are mostly women who don't give a hoot about the size of one's penis

Now what would your mother be doing, reading a thread like this???

LMAO OMG I totally didnt think this tread would lead to this!!

"i love the motion of the ocean, just gotta slap my ass and ride the wave in!!!!!!! more cushion for the pushin baby!!!!":lalala: LOL J/K Cant wait to read more posts here!

haha ok first thing that popped into my head?

i love the motion of the ocean, just gotta slap my ass and ride the wave in!!!!!!! more cushion for the pushin baby!!!!

lol god i need to stop posting here, my mother is totally a member of LBT too... this could lead to some akward-ness later on!

:roll: I am totally loving this thread LOL.

Your worried about your mother, I gotta keep my hubby away from this thread LOL, his banded as well and i don't think he'd find it as funny me discussing his member and all :biggrin1: . But a new question for you all, he's always been well endowed, but has gotten alot bigger with his weight loss, anyone else experience this???

MzAngel: Yup. Definintely. Everything is relative, doncha know. I actually heard my LB doc relating that scenario to a group one night. (Guess he knows how to convince guys to get the band.)

Even my girls seem better. Instead of this massive chestal region that flowed right onto the bulging gut, I now have relatively attractive hooters that make me seem like I could have spent the money on implants. Woo-hoo!

My husband loves to fish...so I've come up with this little :guess saying for him:

Its not the size of the pole, its how you wiggle the worm!

BJean - U lucky thing, mine have sagged quite a bit. They havn't reached my waist as yet LOL, but I'm thinking there a litte firmer at the moment due to pregnancy, I'm dreading what they'll look like once i've finished breastfeeding. I definatley see a new pair of hooters in the not to distant future.

Mew - I love that one, my husband likes to fish as well, i'll definatley be adding that to my list of sayings :biggrin1:

But a new question for you all, he's always been well endowed, but has gotten alot bigger with his weight loss, anyone else experience this???

There's a formula somewhere....I think it's for every 10 pounds you lose, you seem to gain an inch. Of course, it doesn't really get longer....but by reducing the size of the gut, it has the same effect.

Yup, just like boobs. The maternal kind, not husbands.

Even my girls seem better. Instead of this massive chestal region that flowed right onto the bulging gut, I now have relatively attractive hooters that make me seem like I could have spent the money on implants. Woo-hoo!

I've gone up a cup size. I think it's the same thing that happens with the penis when a guy loses weight. They're the same size they've always been, they just stick out a bit more now.

Me too Wheet. I think they appear more pointy too like real girls instead of like a large mass of I dunno what.

Katir - You reminded me of that old saying "It's not the size of the ocean..... it's the motion of the ocean" I must say that is so true. Some guys have the package and just don't know what to do with it :biggrin1:

Yep - they think they just need to show up packing that bad boy and that's enough. And golly gee, it's just not...:heh:

lisah you and the girls need to try to be happy whatcha got. When you get to be my age, they don't always show up with those bad boys! :faint:

Wheetsin- I'm glad you said that. I thought I was going crazy!!! I took measurements 1 week pre-op and 1 week post-op. I've lost inches all over my body.. but my boobs? My already too-big-for-comfort boobs went UP 3 inches. I remeasured thinking it was wrong, but no.. And then I thought, I've got to be the only person to GAIN INCHES on boobs during weight loss. I didn't think about it being like the penis gainin from weight loss.

This thread is cracking me up. I'm going to keep my mouth shut though.

I am not sure about feet and hands, But I can say that the more I loose, the longer it gets!

I am not sure about feet and hands, But I can say that the more I loose, the longer it gets!

Our congrats to Mrs Yo. :clap2: