I am the greatest thread killer. I comment on a thread & all activities stop. No one comments after i say anything. No one loves me.

Making sad face. :-(

I think I shall become a lurker. Bwahahahaha.

Enablers!!!

Where's OTR?? he can do the math!

Exactly!!!

Plus there is a bunch of resistance training if you load a couch, flat screen and 3 weeks of groceries onto one long cart. I would say you probably burned off your sample from the shopping trip.

He is analyzing our protein drink for us

I'm definitely getting a Costco membership, it's everything under one roof!

Costco grazing. Thread killers.

I've done an assessment of everyone who's participated in this thread and in my expert opinion, you are all not appropriate candidates for this surgery.

If you've already been gutted like a fish, I'm sorry, but you should have spoken to me sooner.

Also I have a suggestion, and this is not meant to scare off anyone contemplating this surgery.

Because you are probably going to die - why not have your wake before surgery, so you can attend?

It has a few advantages. It gave me the opportunity to tell everyone what I thought of them one last time.

And I got to have the definition of a 'food funeral'.

One thing I must say, because I hadn't told anyone I was having the procedure, nobody knew why the **** they were there.

If I actually killed the thread, do I win a prize????

Also I have a suggestion' date=' and this is not meant to scare off anyone contemplating this surgery.

Because you are probably going to die - why not have your wake before surgery, so you can attend?

It has a few advantages. It gave me the opportunity to tell everyone what I thought of them one last time.

I got to have the definition of a 'food funeral'.

One thing I must say, because I hadn't told anyone I was having the procedure, nobody

knew why the **** they were there.[/quote']

Hehehehehe

I am laughing so hard I probably blew a staple and have a leak now!!!!

Holy **** that is the funniest ever!!!!

Still not dead

No one has signed a DNR yet so we have to keep reviving it

Still not dead

dammit

Still going over here.....

Lisa lol!!

No I went to Costco and they cook and give out bites!! I had..

1 bite of salmon (ok a little fishy)

1 bite of lemon basil tilapia (really good)

2 bites of napa hormone free sausage ( yummy)

1 small piece of lentil flat bread ( super yummy)

Hehe I should take a poll from everyone as to

How many calories and carbs and protein it contained.

Oh I know I will PM a vet!

jeezzus woman did ya leave anything else for the little old people that go to Costco for lunch everyday?

jeezzus woman did ya leave anything else for the little old people that go to Costco for lunch everyday?

She tripped an old lady with a walking frame to get the last piece of sausage.