When oh when will I burp! I have these awful chest hiccups..like it wants to be a burp :/ but no burp..probably to swollen to burp..anybody? Im 5 days post op.

Once the swelling goes down more, that should get better too. You may want to try some hot tea to help southe your tummy a bit. It will get better before you know it.

I had my iband 10/19 you should start burpin and tooting soon (I know it sounds bad) but its the best thing in the world I feel great right now!!

I had those Same chest hiccups and they hurt!! I am 7 days post op and I still haven't burped.. BUT!! um.. it came out the other end. LOL.. **Blush** it gets better.