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Hi.
My name's Daniela. I'm 29, live in Pittsburgh and have a foul mouth. Sarcasm is my second language. I'm fluent.
I'm having lap-band surgery on April 30th. I started the pre-op liquid diet today - I've had two Protein shakes and Water. The Protein Shakes taste like chalk, but they're less than 200 calories and greater than 15g of protein, so, uh...yum, chalk?
I'm not nervous about the surgery. I went through the "lifestyle change" classes in 2009 before my insurance crapped out and I had to postpone it. They tried to get me to do them again this time around, but I figured I had already attended them and wasn't about to do them again. My insurance denied the first authorization request, but I work in insurance. Literally, I spend 8-10 hours a day getting authorizations for other patients, so this wasn't my first time at the denial rodeo. I wrote my own grievance letter as a "level 1 member grievance" and cited their own medical policy bulletin stating that I had done my due diligence and met all of their damn criteria. I also stated that those "lifestyle change" classes were bullshit and the ones that I attended were somebody who had never had a weight problem in their life standing in front of a room full of fat people talking about diet. Yes. Because THAT'S what I want to hear. Somebody who has never in their life had food issues telling me about the food pyramid. Long story short, they approved it. I still have the letter from BCBS stating that my letter was what overturned the denial. Which made me proud, considering that's my job.
I was scheduled to be banded on January 18th, but I had to postpone it due to some unforeseen circumstances.
I'm at the point where I'm ready for the surgery to be over, honestly. I'm looking forward to being off work for two weeks. I just want what I'm calling the mulligan on my life to start.
I think the hardest thing for me is going to be no coffee for the first few weeks. They said I can have decaf, but what the hell do I want decaf coffee for? That's like cracking open a nice cold O'Douls and 'cheers-ing' the weekend. I went shopping for post-surgery stuff yesterday and compromised - I bought half-caff. I tried to buy decaf and my brain wouldn't let my hand pick the decaf off of the shelf. I bought sweet-n-low and sugar free coffee creamer. Not too sure if I can have the sugar free creamer, but I guess it's better to have it in my house if I *can* have it than to have to go to the store and buy some after the fact.
I don't quite know what else to write or how to end this, so I guess I'll end it now. Like this.